Monday, August 10, 2009

A Cheerful Giver



HAAAA!!!
My friend posted this up on FACEBOOK and I couldnt stop laughing..
This video took me out of my blogging hiatus.. I needed everyone to see this..
This is def not ur regular style church.. they much really get down in the African churches bc this man is doing something that must not be out of the ordinary to them... they just keep it moving and watch their shins so that he wont kick them..
Dudes offering dance is sooo hilarious to me..
I thought he got embarrased when he looked at the camera and stopped.. but then he just fell back and did a lil flip.. it was all part of the act I guess...
Ive never felt the spirit like that..

Then after u watched it a coupla songs, the song starts gettin stuck in your head...
So what are they saying.. "Just hit ass.." "Day of the Lord"?

Monday, June 29, 2009

RIP MJ

Im Still Sad... Honestly..

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

http://www.hiphopbeef.com/profiles/blogs/danger-from-for-the-love-of


NOW...I am not the biggest stickler for shaved pussy...I mean if it is, cool..ya know nice and cute. If it aint, fine.. to a certain level!!!!
IF that shit is hanging out your underwear we gotta problem! IF I can see the texture of your hair thru your underwear we gotta problem!
Your girl DANGER from vh1 Ray J show.......... BITCH we gotta problem!.. i mean I have seen nappier, unfortunately, but damm...its 2009! BITCH WE GOTTA PROBLEM!


MORE IMAGES AT>>>>>
http://www.hiphopbeef.com/profiles/blogs/danger-from-for-the-love-of


Goodbye Old Friend


RIP Ed McMahon

but this commercial is damn funny

Monday, June 22, 2009

DJ HERO

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Its almost here.. October 09 is when its dropping.. im actually excited really..
I gotta get me a ps3 so i can be on this.. Ill let the video speak for itself..


Thats crazy.. its seems a little more pop that I wish it were.. but it still seems like its gonna be a fun thing to have friend over to play with.. ima love this..

Also.. ive seen that they allow u to have multi player mode with DJ vs DJ or u can connect the guitar from Guitar Hero to play guitar over the scratching.. and also you can hook the mic up so you can have a hype man...

REAL or FAKE???!!

Whats good yall?? I know yall prolly not gonna respond or comment since this isnt a post from Harshaw.. but dammit, ima keep posting..
My homie G (One of the orginal HD posters) has been cirsulating this video VIA twitter.. and i know some of yall havent got to see it yet.. but believe me.. U SHOULD.. watch this.. and try to keep a straight face.. My Mom should thank me bc she couldda had it this bad...


WTF?!?!?
What did he try to do with that remote?
why did he undress?
Why did he shut the closet door so soft if he is so angry??

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

the real housewives (read: BABY MAMAS) of atlanta

Soooooo, BET is starting a reality show called TINY & TOYA...its about these women who are bffs and it follows their lives...tiny is TI's fiancee(BM) and toya is lil wayne's ex-wife(BM)........... SMH cause they are really nobodys i mean Tiny aint been relevant since Xscape and Toya aint never been relevant tho she is very pretty but people will watch in a glimpse to see/hear from TI and we might actually get a rare glimpse into hearing from lil wayne when he is not singing(bullshit) or rapping(please no more of that rock bullshit) or fucked up off lean talkin bout singing/rapping.
http://keepittrill.com/media/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/toya-carter-tiny-cottle.jpg





Will you watch it??????

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Puppet Commercials -THE REMIXXXX

You gotta watch this twice to catch all the lil lines they be sayin.. shit is funny tho

Monday, June 8, 2009

Day at the 'spot......

YOOOOOO....... The funky FRESH is back in the FLESH.
---chea man i been, uhh..... hell i been lazy lol. but i am back on the scene, and bra check it soooo,
today i was at the hair salon...DONT play me a nigga got drugged there and fuck it i had to sit for a hot minute( read: Hour) but anyway so im chillin wit a large rally fry and a big ass cup of coke and rum in a big ass styrofoam cup,...YEA be jealous.
So Im listenin to these folks talk bout sex right, and, lmao....gotta get it out real quick.... dont drink right now if u readin this trust me i was drinkin and it wasnt pretty...
Sooooooo they talkin bout sex and the hair lady was like if i was a man i would be a oe right now and i would have like 10 times the number of partners i got now, then the gay guy( cuz theres always one in there) was like well if i was a woman i would have 10 times as many partners as u if u was a man....everybody laughs.... then, lmao.....this funky nigga got real serious and was like ladies if u was gay would u have sex with a tranny!
NIGGA. nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigga! i lost it...i was drinkin my coke and soon as his high-nuts ass said tranny i spit up my coke and damm near coughed up a lung, bra...funny as hell...like otffw! dead ass.
BUT 4real 4real, if u was a bi-sexual female, would U have sex with a tranny??????????

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Thats SPECTACULAR!!!!

That's Spectacular! from jeff on Vimeo.



itsthereal.com be having me dying..

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Kanye West - Paranoid video



featuring Rihanna....

Gotdamn she lookin good as hell in this joint tho..

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

RIP Dolla

DOLLA Pictures, Images and Photos


Out of respect for the artist, I thought it would only be right to give him a lil shine in this dark time..

We all might remember the Konvict artist on his song with T-Pain,"Who Da Fuck Is Dat?" Dude actually didnt sound too bad.. he also had a song with Wayne called "Make a Toast" but it really didn't have the movement as the 1st single.. Born in East ATL (Decatur) he was tryna bring more light to the down south hustlers.. listen to his track with Jim Jones called "Dope Boy" on my CLUB IN THE CAR mix that I did last month... his wordplay wasnt too bad.. I really dont know too much details at this time on his death other than it happen yesterday at 3Pm and it was a shooting.. But while ur here.. listen to this track he just did about his early demise... Always watch what u talk about..

Georgia Nights - Dolla

RIP

The Biggest NO HOMO on a Toy..



Oozinator tho??

All they show is boys gettin skeeted on...

How did the parents feel about this one??

This is Fiercely Homo...


Watch the REMIX

Monday, May 18, 2009

DRAKE interview by Kreg & Dez



These are my peoples... Kreg and Dez are two funny, real ass niggas.. and if u loike this blog.. u should also follow theirs.. just click their name.. But they got to sit down with the LeBron on the rap game right now.. about some real shit.. like who he would like to smash, who he thinks will when the playoffs and how he feels about the music industry currently.. Its a real good interview.. so watch and witness..

WHAT U THINK???!!!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

When IT Happens..

This is my nigga forreal.. i never watched "I Love New York" forreal, so i never paid attention to dude.. but since i watched I Love Money, I been dyin watchin dude and listenin to what he be talkin bout.. He be on some dumb shit.. like a blonde ass nigga.. it be havin me rollin.. u be listenin to him like WTF?? like ur head tilts like a dog tryna keep up with him.. Listen to WHEN IT HAPPENS..


"I got vaseline.. i got lotion.. what u wanna do???" haaaaaaa


"How can I buy alll the chicken wings in the world?"


"Challenge... Challenge... "

U can got to youtube and watch all of the It Happens episodes.. they DUMB funny..


This nigga talk like damon wayans when he was the crack head on In Living Color..

Am I lyin?


This nigga really need his own show..

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Lebron Nike Puppet



This thing is crazy.. it had me rolling.. i just wish they couldda had a better LeBron voice.. dude sound like J Anthony Brown or some shit...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

A sister wit blue eyes


SOMEBODY EMAILED ME AND ASKED FOR AN EXAMPLE OF THE BLUE EYED SISTER...
MY HOMIE CAME THRU WIT THE PIC LMAO

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Contacts

Someone told me I dont blog about issues of today's society enough...... like im the voice of the people (cue lil mama... lmao. sike nah). But you want some issues fine: Today's pressing Issue>>> Contacts.
Yes they are lovely those who dont wanna wear glasses, a nice alternative sure...but I aint talkin bout those contacts. Im talkin bout these colored contacts PEOPLE are wearing... now I really dont care bout women wearin colored contacts, yes this will be a dbl standard, but you men changing yo eyes WTF! Like yo eyes do not have to be green to match yo green hat and forces. You lightskinn niggas dont have to have gray eyes ! You dark niggas aint gotta have the tan lt brown eyes either! and ALL you white boys aint gotta have blue eyes! Whens the last time you seen a full blooded mexican wit powder blue eyes NEVER! Whens the last time you seen a full blooded nigga wit dark blue eyes NEVER! I aint sayin youre gay for wearin the contacts.... but its LAME as FUCK! Some female shit. Whats next you queers gonna be gettin french manicures too????... fuck it, ima call it GAY. There its GAY. Gay as FUCK!
http://www.uneekdesignz.com/images/contacts2.jpg
OH..... as far as ladies, dark women..... please stop puttin the purple and blue contacts in, I wont fault you for it But I wont holler either. Thats probably the only female contacts I dont like, the blues and purples in dark woman YALL look like aliens. Cuz niggas aint suppose to never have blue eyes! STOP It!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Shoe Love: Cleveland Cavs Edition



This is a parody of the new heineken commericial.. this is more relateable for me.. everyone knows i love shoes..

The Cavs are one of the most entertaining teams in sports right now.. not only are they funny.. they are winning.. we have seen them acting crazy on the sidelines and having funny intros when they hit the court.. so this just adds to it...


What u think?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Day26 Finale Pt.1

Whaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz Jumpin?! !?
http://gritsandeggs.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/day261.jpg

SOOO Im bloggin 2 epidsodes since I missed last episode due to a funeral, RIP DAISY JACKSON, We miss you baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soooo, lmao DIDDY call these bitchass niggas out for what they is or for what they aint!
Dammmm aundrea on camera wit no make-up on, ewwww she look disgusting. I know I aint da prettiest nigga in da world, I'M TOP 18, but when i wake up I can pull more hoes than aundrea can when she wake up, true story. OMG niggas is textin Donnie.. ''day 26 movin on with or without you", bye nigga. bye. ROBERT need to stop callin Q his lil brother if he gon act like it at all. Q a lil kid... lmao he said next time somebody run up on him in his face he swinging on them, period. lmao. Does Q got the best hands in the group??? Like he done fought( read: TRIED) brian and will. Then he fought those 3 dudes, then that 1 dude in the lobby...he act lika lil bitch but he throwin these hands lika man.
FIGHT in public...see Rob callin him lil brother now he wanna fight him, mannnn they weak. >>>>>"And I got text messages to prove it" <<<<< OTTFW! IT took me 5 mins to get off the floor omg, if that aint some 6th grade he said-she said got my lunch money and got caught, took my pudding when i was in the bathroom shit mannnn these weak niggas here! LMAO coooootdammm.
Call him Aubrey!!! lmao AubreyAubrey Aubrey!! And that brown hat robert be wearing, ugly. Let em fight fuck it... her come capt save-a-hoe dawn, bitch go on. These lil niggas throw stools and chairs... now come the crying session ( READ: BITCHASSNESS!) LMAO. Dawn advice terrible lol... take the burden, bitch please wake up. When she become an expert?? O lord he hurt, cue the tears..... (BITCHASSNESS has reached level Orange... ottfw!). Now Rob wanna walk out, like................ double-you tee eff ! Boy bands.
http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/bitchassness.jpg

WHY IS DAWN intervening like she know, AND ROB act like he fixin the situation cause of the situation that came from the last situation.... Right?... lol, thats exactly what he said. NOW MORE CRYING.... go hug and kiss and practice.... pray. Fine. You niggas is sorry... wait where Diddy at I feel like he finna walk in.. OH HE GON TEXT THESE NIGGAS, LOL, Check these bitchass niggas Diddy.
And this nigga Diddy pop out the car lookin as mad as fuck. Damm my nigga Ciroc Obama (DIDDY).
Put that nigga on timeout?........ omg, i cant breathe lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE AUNDREA!
Money talks Bullshit Walks. Truth be told.... she was average at best. I mean the new danity kane group will have someone just as talented and cuter than aundrea, I mean she put a lil weight on too, AND after I seen her wit the morning face.... she was expendable!!! LMAO. Im wrong...... o well lol. IDK why Dawn trippin over them other 3 bitches they aint called or shown up or cared enough so they gone big deal, and now aundrea gone gotta get over it but this heffer actin like she still not on contract shittt she in a better position than the rest of them hoes. Cryin and trippin, er-body know Diddy, i mean Ciroc Obama gon do a MTB5. Duh!
AND the group looked okay to me.. so idk.... time-outs dont last forever...................................


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Day 26 - Forever and A Day REVIEW

day 26 Pictures, Images and Photos

I had to come and give my take on this CD.. im sorry i didnt do my review on Jadakiss' cd.. i heard it too late.. but since this just came out.. im still on time.. Im not a Day 26 fan.. i still havent heard their first cd.. im just cool on all the stuff they was going thru in the show.. but I was advised to give them a listen.. so I did.. so with that being said.. here it is..


1 Just Getting Started
I thought for sure that Puffy would be all on the beginning of this.. talkin shit.. maybe wouldve had some of the show clips playing in the background of something.. but nope... i dont know everyones voice yet.. but i think this might be Robert who started the song off singing.. this nigga sound like Lil Kim on the autotune.. the beat is cool and smooth.. has a nice build up to it.. the chorus is pretty nice on it.. they sound nice on the harmony game.. the verses are kinda cliche esp know that they aint got money forreal.. so all the shit they talkin bout they driving, im not really believing.. but its a nice song tho..

2 Ima Put it On Her
Its an obvious radio and club track.. nice jumpin beat.. and Joc is on anything thats supposed to be played in the club... I still having seen this video.. i didnt want it to taint my view of the song.. Willie sounds good on this.. he is def a good lead vocalist.. he could go solo forreal... him a Robert... IMO.. but once again.. the song is a cliche.. but i aint trippin.. i could see the gurls boppin to this is in the bars.. Diddy didnt really need to be on this tho.. i wouldda been fine with out him

3. Shawty Waz Up (ft T Pain)
This song is cool.. not too bad.. not the shiiiit tho.. i like their flow on this song.. they ride this beat good tho.. its a song that couldve used a lil more to it.. its really no depth to it.. its just a nice song..

4. Think Of Me
This one is a good one.. i like the whole story about it.. I like their vocals and the chorus.. they would prolly perform this one good.. this will be one of the songs that I would go straight to when I listen this again.. without making this too personal.. ill just say that I can relate.. ill elaborate on my personal blog.. They speak on how a relationship or feelings can sometimes just happen, even when u aint trying to or lookin for it.. and they tell their partner that when they are lonely, think of me..

5. Staduim Music
I used to see the title to this and be like, "the fuck is staduim music?" and then I heard the beginning part and used to turn it right off.. my stubborn ass never gave them no chance... but the song isnt that bad.. im not a big rock guitar fan.. but they use it okay.. robert sounds good on this one.. he got the more rock star sound.. i could see Diddy's weird ass doin his dances to this shit.. its cool tho.. I personally wouldnt say my love is like Stadium Music.. but whatever floats ur boat..

6. Bi Polar
CRAZZYYY.. that how it starts off.. not how I would describe the song.. but of course we would think this would be the groups song to Que, right? but its not ::snaps fingers:: Its about a relationship with someone who flip flops emotions and seems mad bipolar.. niggas can relate... feel me? U dont even know what to do when a chick gets on some shit like that.. so thats the song for that.. im sure the babydaddy's will feel that one..

7 Perfectly Blind
This one is sooo smooth.. on some chill shit.. the beat is crazy.. sound like a Ryan Leslie beat sort of.. it took me a while to analyze the meanin tho.. how can u be perfectly blind? Its about how when ur around that "ONE", u cant see NOTHING but them... and thats ok.. "I wanna be lost in you.. feel free to lead me where u want me to go.. and yes im going to follow".. man.. this is my new shit...

8 SO Good
This song is def a braggin song.. niggas need to let the gurl know how much we gonna put it down.. so this is about that.. im sure they will have fun with this one on the next tour.. They speak on how being around her feels so goooood.. make u wanna just be selfish and keep them to urself.. i feel that..

9 Girlfriend
Another one of those songs that I would go straight to.. if this aint my story, i dont know what is.. its just about how men get tired of being around these fake and phony females.. and how when we find that RIGHT one.. that will stop all the looking and searching for a GIRLFRIEND.. or a wifey? Check for Roberts part in the bridge.. this nigga speakin my mind..

10 Baby maker
Thats a song title to give a song.. bc we already gonna expect sooo much from that... This is a good song.. Good to hear Que on the lead.. I like the way the switch the leads on each song with the different feels.. they did this one goood.... "this a baby maker.. after we leave the club ill make u my baby later.. going up and down like an elevator.." I like how they took the beat down during the second verse.. I had to nod to that one.. this is a def must listen and a def pick for a mix cd... u feel me tho??

11 Then There's You
Man.. u ever feel like everything is wrong, like your money aint right, work sucks, friends aint friends, u go to sleep and wake up stressing? But when u see that one person, it makes every problem go away? thats what this song is talkin about.. this is a beautiful song.. everyone needs an oasis.. u need someone to put u on a mental vacation from all of the insanity of the world..Without gettting too personal again, I wish women new how important this is for a man. If u are the solution and not an addition to the problem, it would make things sooo much better and easier.. if ur dude gotta go to the bar after a stressful day or before he comes home.. u might not be the solution... If ur his solution.. all he will want to do is stay with u when the wall start closing in..

12 Need That ft Jemermaine Dupri
When I first heard this song.. i said no homo.. sounds like something Gays would like to poppin it to.. im cool.. its a bad sample.. i dont like the way Que sounds on this one.. they shouldda scrapped this one.. this shouldda be a female groups song.. IMO.. "put ur hands up"? nigga please.. i dont wanna see no niggas in the club with their hands up.. no homo

13 Reminds Me Of You
I like this.. this sounds good to me.. sounds like a Bobby V song to me.. (the beat and topic) and we all know how much I love Bobby V songs.. this is just a song about how everything reminds them of the one they love.. thats how things be.. when u really like someone, everything will make u think of them.. and everything will remind u of them.. thats the way its supposed to be right.. im glad Puffy didnt hop his ass on this one.. cuz i could def hear him talkin on this one..

14 Your Heels
The first thing i thought when I heard this was a Fasion Show or some type of mall shopping motage in a movie.. this song is borderline suspect too.. I mean I like the chorus but the words are kinda gay.. like when they say "DIVA.. DIVA".. they sang it like the gay dude that was on making the band with Danity Kane.. i know you remember their gayass den mother.. that always yelled out "DIVVVAAAASSS".. yeah.. like that.. but this song sound like a fashion show forreal.. def skip worthy..

15 Truth is a Lie
This is a song about a man scorned.. He speaks on how he was a sucka for love..and how the chick knew it and took advantage.. Once he got aware of it.. he knew that he couldnt take it no more.. he figures that everything that he thought was the truth, was a lie.. aint that a bitch tho.. That will mess a good man up.. truthfully, this be happening.. so ladies dont do it.. u gonna mess these good men up..


So thats the whole cd.. like I always say, listen to the cd while reading this and tell me if u feel me.. im still kinda up in the air on this one.. i APPROVE it.. i just dont know how long will I or if i will ike this more later.. it could go either way.. it make me wanna watch the show closer so i can see them make these songs.. I was really surprised that I would actually like it this much... i give the cd a 7.5 out of 10.. thats not a bad grade.. thats really a lot better than I thought.. SO i would tell everyone to at least download it and get your own opinion on it..

WHAT U THINK????

Thursday, April 9, 2009

VIDEO DROP: APRIL

TREY SONGZ - BRAND NEW


TWISTA - WETTER (GET IT WET 2)


JEEZY - DONT DO IT


GINUWINE - LAST CHANCE ((CHECK THE GINUWINE MIX... ON http://urgurlsfavoritedj.podomatic.com/


YOUNG MONEY - EVERY GURL


ENJOY...
WHAT U THINK??

Hall Of Fame Jokes....

Ok.. i swear im a start a lil career in comedy.. bc me and my niggas are some of the FUNNIEST people I know.. i mean.. yall see how funny HIM B MILITANT is.. well heres how this started.. I had this conversation that lead to a facebook status.. so what ur about to read is my facebook status on April 1st.. where me, my nigga Thorny Badlands and Reggie.. you can see how it builds up and gets worse by the end.. we was soooo weak after hearing each others crack.. we might need to do an audio of this and sell it..

Follow me... i highlighted all the HOMO comments.. in pink



DJ DURL ---Phrase of the Day: Delete any nigga from ur phone list if he text u.. "LOLz" or "k".. Im @ Icon tonight.. http://urgurlsfavoritedj.podomatic.com/



Nate Washington at 9:38pm April 1
HAAAAA! Nigga I'm tryna hold a conversation wit wifey and you keep postin shit!!! She gettin pissed cuz I keep laughin...



DJ DURL at 9:40pm April 1
u cant have outside conversations or drink anyhting when im around or talking.. cuz u def gonna spit it out.. on the no homo side..



Reginald H Graham at 9:41pm April 1
ha ha .. thats funny ... ttyl k ....lolz



Dominique Washington at 9:53pm April 1 via Facebook Mobile
Durl u a funny nigga!=) lolxz. U my nigga..k



Reginald H Graham at 9:59pm April 1
thats funny .. hey durl call me when you get time ok :) ttyl... oh have a good day at work tomorrow k..oh and do you want some nuvo? lolz



Nate Washington at 10:00pm April 1
WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Knock that shit off Graham!



DJ DURL at 10:01pm April 1
@ REG: Fiercely homo.. like drinkin NUVO out of martini glass with a red straw out the side of ur mouth with ur pinky up holding the glass..
nuvo Pictures, Images and Photos


Nate Washington at 10:03pm April 1
with the top three buttons on yo shirt open, a S-curl, and "Put A Ring On It" as yo ringtone
marlon wayans Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:19pm April 1
nigga you had some high heal open toe number 11's on drinking wild irish rose with a tropical punch kool aid pack in it smoking a virgina slim ...nate.. or should i call you "mister"E..
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DJ DURL at 10:22pm April 1
virginia slim tho? the only thing gayer than that is smoking with one of those elongated black smoke filters the Eartha Kitt used to smoke with..
mademoiselle_ep Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:25pm April 1
right.. and durl you drink nuvo outta burger pimpin ken pimp cup from the back of the xxl magazine..
PIMP CUP Pictures, Images and Photos


DJ DURL at 10:28pm April 1
the same place where u got ur fronts and four finger ring that says "PYMP"
gold fronts Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:34pm April 1
im so damn weak right now...
lolz cat Pictures, Images and Photos


Nate Washington at 10:36pm April 1
i saw reg drinkin a appletini wearin a tennis skirt and some grant hills and his cell phone had pink rhinestones all over it
Paris Hilton Cell Phone Pictures, Images and Photos


DJ DURL at 10:37pm April 1
I saw nate with a pink, loose wife beater with some glow in dark skates with stars air brushed on them.. skating over to Reggies ass in a fushia hatchback Geo Metro..
My old Geo Metro Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:42pm April 1
stop it ... i saw you and durl waiting in line for day 26 tickets.. nate had on some la gear sandles with the fubu sun dress ..... and durl had on some $1.99 old navy flower flip flop fusion 3's and a "TED Hardy" tee shirt..lol
DAY 26 Pictures, Images and Photos


Nate Washington at 10:44pm April 1
DJ Durl wears Lee Press on Nails, that he polishes and dries by wavin his hands back and forth and he wears baby blue Timbs that zip up the back and match his knockoff Coach bag
size: 40-47 Pictures, Images and Photos


DJ DURL at 10:47pm April 1
nate wears assless designer leather jeans ((The Prince Collection Series)) with a tie dye t.. but the neck is ripped down to look like a v neck.. and one side comes off the shoulder.. like Whitney Houston on her "I wanna dance with somebody" video.. he wears all of this while practicing to DARRENS DANCES GROOVE.. I got reggie next...
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Nate Washington at 10:48pm April 1
Reggie sends text messages to his male friends and signs off on them wit xoxo, and you wear rollerblades that light up when you roll while you pop gum!
hated it Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:49pm April 1
lol .. i am so so weak right now..



DJ DURL at 10:50pm April 1
When reggie gets mad.. he sucks his thumbs (( both of them..)) and lays on his cock shaped pillows.. on his scrotum shaped bed.. while wearing lace easter socks.. rolled down..
Rainbow lace Pictures, Images and Photos


Nate Washington at 10:51pm April 1
DJ Durl got a toy poodle that he carry around in a walmart bag, along wit a bottle of beyonce perfume and butterfinger flavored lip gloss
Toy Poodle Breed Standard Pictures, Images and Photos


Nate Washington at 10:54pm April 1
Reggie got a ten speed mountain bike wit a banana seat and a built in ass plug, and the handlebars got glittery streamers on em
&quot;new&quot; ride Schwinn Breeze Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:55pm April 1
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. IM done im so so so weak i cant say nothin back ... WOW..i am WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Reginald H Graham at 10:56pm April 1
LOL @ LACE EASTER SOCKS & LIGHT UP ROLLER BLADES & omg!!!



DJ DURL at 10:58pm April 1
Nate got 25 gold bangles on his left arm that makes noise when he is spinnin in the rain with his arms out.. in his turquoise lycra unitard..
GOLD COLORED BANGLES Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 11:00pm April 1
ha ..im going to bed .. yall CRAZY I tapped out..



DJ DURL at 11:01pm April 1
Reggie.. eat pink lemonade bomb pops in public while undoin a fire hydrant on edwin c moses in stone wash yellow hot pants.. with hi top mellissa's on...
fire hydrant Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 11:03pm April 1
lol @ mellissa's ....damn



DJ DURL at 11:03pm April 1
i had to get that one off.. aight.. ill let u tap out..



Ronea Mack at 11:09pm April 1
Funny shit! You know you stupid but right!

No Homo Pictures, Images and Photos


WHAT U THINK??

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The OJ and Gucci Show

We should all know by now how Broken Equipment get down for the DipSet episodes..
Well this time they gettin on Gucci and OJ... easy targets..


6 cellphones and its all to call my momma...

Gucci sound nasty like shit..

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

From a G to A gentttttttttt

whadafauckkizuhpp.
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Watching this Gs 2 Gents Episode, idk why I watch this but its mildly-high entertaining. BLUE always fuckin cryin in every episode and he a ex-gang member, what gang is that......... Baron still rockin that fucked up sideshow-bob from the Simpsons hair, (dubya.tee.eff.) niggas! BUT this nigga Teddy, gon tell his girl that he wanna stop pimpin and go legit and focus on they relationship.. could you really have a meaningful relationship wit a prostitute??? Dating a prostitute is different than dating a hoe, not cuz the bitch was gettin money off the sex, but cuz she is fuckin a differ nigga every nite, maybe multiple niggas a nite! Add that shit up, theres 365 days in a year. She been hoeing for a few years...shit adds up even if she do it once a week theres 52 weeks in a year, a few years...still adds up!! TALKIN HUNIT OR 2 OR 3. Damm. Couldnt do it. I MIGHT NOT NEVER.
Then I started thinkin bout somethin else... could you marry someone who had sex wit one of yo friends?? I was watchin RayJ show yesterday, long story short he a dummy for gettin rid of Chardonnay( she so fine!..... so she was a stripper, big deal..... that pole trick, MY GOD!)
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SHE who was the realest chick on the show, and somehow I dont think he gon pick Cocktail who is the finest girl left (she was in my top 4 tho) but anyway, DANGER had sex wit one of his friends. RayJ aint know and it was before his time but still. Can you really marry someone who had sex wit yo friend(s)??? I probably have dated maybe 2 ppl who have had sex wit my friends before I did and both times I aint even know. NOW I have had sex wit chicks who had sex/dated my friends before me too, but that was jus that... sex no strings attached, call it a fuck (if u will, ...lmao). But marriage is somethin I dont think I could do cuz that shit would always be on my mind and how do I send an invtie to that nigga.... like it was hard for me to date a chick wit that on my mind... I dont THINK I could it bra. I really dont know if I could get it outta my mind.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hoodrats... Like Shittt...




Man.. this sound like any conversation I might hear on any WELFARE WEEKEND at Deveroes..

One month years old tho??

Weave in a baby's head??
She dumb like shit...
haaa..

What u think??

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Kid Cudi ft Kanye & Common - Poke Her Face



Man... this is hot right here..
Who aint ready for Kanye to get back to the beat making and rapping?
I am ready for it.. all the shit he has been on lately featured on has been fire...
Kid Cudi ((FROM CLEVELAND)) got a stupid good look on this one..
Poke Her FACE uses the Lady Gaga sample from "Poker Face" ( that I secretly dig.. i dont know why I like the damn chorus of that song.. ) and kanye chopped it up and changed the whole meanin on it.. It sound like that got like a live version of it.. or just had her come in the studio to redo it.. but anyways.. this is some heat.. Cudi doesnt even get outshined on this one to me..
I heard this this morning on The Smoking Section (u should read this blog if u dont) and it woke me the hell up.. I aint heard too much good music this year in rap.. but this is a good look.. and a good direction..
Im sure this will be on mixtapes and facebook status'.. matter of fact.. ima change mine..

What u think??

Do the WHAAATT??!!???!

As I DJ, it is my duty to be up on things.. and being that I live in the midwest.. i might be a lil slow on something but when I find them, I bring them here to you... so u can be hip to things at the next party to at...

So this time.. I found a new one.. called.. the Halle Berry..
I had heard about it.. but never seen it.. I figured it was to the song the Hurricane Chris got out.. that shit is jumpin.. the beat stupid on it.. So i did my research on youtube and this is what I found.. ohh and before u watch this. .i have to say no homo..


See why I had to say NO HOMO.. looks like a Delta stroll to me.. its like the Dougie for the ladies..

So now Ellen and Halle is doing it too??


What about that new song by Boosie.. Loose as a Goose.. could this be his new dance for that??

WHATTT??? he the 09 Flava Flav...


Heres the RICKY BOBBY...



UMMM....



What u Think??

Thursday, April 2, 2009

MTB4 Fight Night

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AT the beginning, DIDDY AND HIS POPCORN!!!! LMAO My nigga. Next commercial ima pop me some, lmao... im watchin this preview AND Q aint really hittin dude in this slo-mo. but we'll see.....................................................
WHAT is he bitchin bout now shady stuff... how can anybody fix the problem if his lil scurry ass sittin there wit them overly big glasses on not sayin nothin. THATS why you dont have a group wit kids, nigga too immature for business. Thats that BITCHASSNESS... hold lemme go put on my BITCHASSNESS shirt on this is a special e..--> ((ah, yes...this is soo much better))special event. He kill me always wanting to go to dance rehearsal when it aint his time to sing, like nigga U is the best dancer in the group why you need so much practice ol xtra energy havin ass nigga sit down and shut up. That the nigga problem he a lil adhd, no patience havin ass kid... cant deal. Wouldnt have been me. Id been off up in his ass if I was in the group.
NOW they late cuz his ass, see.... whooped his ass in the van. LOL brian gon go tell.....yep, he told lol. Ol dont wanna be the bad guy tattletell damm lol.

SIDEBAR: I aint watchin this gayass show on next taking the stage, it make you nati niggas look bad FYI: SIDEBAR

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...Over here bashing on this arbys roastburger, this shit da bomb...go cop one. Put a lil arby sauce on it too, fire......
LOL Why Q keep runin out the room see he wanna get beat up tonite. THAT THAT BITCHASSNESS. OMG shady shit part 327 lmao. This the worst hallway argument ever. LOL Fire his ass then Q, lmao U AINT HIRE US WE HIRED YOU!!! let him know cuz! Screwface shoulda slapped his ass i kno i woulda, hell u gon get fired anyway!!! lmao.
WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL is robert talkin bout, get 2 managers for the whole group c'mon man a terrible fuckin option damm. They havin this powwow witout Q in the room, how is that effective.... boy bands, lol lord help em.... ok nevermind here they go wit a team meeting... o shit
YESSSS HERE WE GO!!...
LOL screwface got hit! damm Q threw it first ok then son son. lmao brian is silly as hell
WE AINT DANITY KANE... yess yall are nigggggasssssss!!!!! lol then he talkin bout who wanna fight him, what robert sit yo 2006 mohawk ass down, i ahte niggas wit mohawks corny, late as fuck.

SHOW THE OLD CRYING SCENES LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OTFFW!!!! O M G im weak as fuck i really needed that commercial break... ((On The Floor Fuckin Weak-- I kno u were wondering, that is 100x better than lmao, that means at that moment im laughin so hard on the floor that im too weak to sit up or even stand, probably tears in the eye, hackin up lung laugh, that hilarious, yes.))
...I wish they would stop showin this TI shit, a 366 days for havin 366 guns and 366,000 bullets nigga please... then TI wanna act like his aint AINT gon be in PC in jail nigga please u is not foolin me, maybe before u released trap musik but nigga in jail niggas aint lettin u runnin around in gen pop, dont play for da cameras.... but anyway, dont get me started on that bullshit.... ((he did snitch btw))
IS this nigga BRIAN crying look at the camera i cant tell.... what the fuck, cue in donny klang, lol... BITCHASSNESS???
Positive black young men.... what a concept.. O GOD cue the crying from brian.....lol. THATS THAT BITCHASSNESS.
Guess they not gonna wake his ass up....danity kane jr. Now robert switchin off Q team, this nigga confused pick a side BIG BROTHER lol, ..."Q an alien" lmao. Go sing his part then, fuck it kick him out let him go grow a family wit dawn, fuck it. niggas in the studio fuckin up... lol, boy bands. SOOOO is it over or what, are we gon see Q the rest of the show.... kick his ass out then, damm. Where is Diddy??!!! cue in Diddy somebody...please...will you?... dammmmm there go Diddy, lmao Next Week Big Decision Episode... LMAO.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools Ima really blog tho, dont trip.

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WZUP.
Mannn I aint blogged in a minute I been busy...well not really I jus been too drunk to type lol. My april resolution is to not drink from Sunday when I wake up till Thur Nite, lol. Feasible.

DONT download that Wayne & Juelz mixtape.... DO download that Yo Gotti Cocaine Music 2.

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Ummm....sooo, lmao, I stated that I was gon buy me some YUMS to see what folks would say, wow. Go to the website. www.yumsshop.com the site is vivid and skrillarific (souljaboy term). Souljaboy is a funny negro like him or not respect the hustle. The shoes are real affordable lol they aint nothin but some ugly ass forces but o well cant hate on his lil hustle I bet they sellin lmao, scary thought. Rich Nigga Shit.

Today was april fools, and I been droppin hot ones alllllllll dammmmm dayyyyyyyyyyyy. Alotta folks been using facebook and myspace status updates to get the world, some were original, some were corny as fuck, some were really weak, and others were funny as hell. I PERSONALLY believe that I had the hottest 2 of the day. The 1st one I did said that I got a new phone and changed my number too that number that its always been. I got at least 40-50 texts from people AND got about 10 people on facebook to comment or message me, lmao. AND I BET I had a hunit more look at they phone and realize it was the same number and shake they damm heads or smirk or whatever, I BET!!! lol. That was the hottest of the day. 1 person who will remain nameless, she uhhh, lol...bless her heart, she texted me and asked what my old number was cuz she already had my new number! (WHAT ?!?)
Then the 2nd one I did said: "This is 1 of the days were U go and get a prostitute, fuck her, then when she ask for payment say, "Sike. April Fools." ...right??? LMAO kinda funny but not top 10 worthy but still funny AND applicable if I might add, I BET someone did it tho!!!!!! But my other hot joint was that I changed my birthday on facebook and niggas acted accordingly wit a text, fb msg or comment. HALF said happy bday the other half laughed or knew i was lying.... HOWEVER if the 1st person called me out for the lie why did other folks follow suit and comment??? lmao, fools!

Mannnn I cant wait till MTB comes on lol Q is a certified sissy wit more bitchassness attacks than revenge of the nerds, but its still funny as hell and i wanna see the fight!
Holl@Jaboi.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Recession Shoe By Terror Squad

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Why??

Why would u wanna wear a shoe that is called a "Recession"? Its already hard enough out here.. do you need a constant reminder everytime u walk.. Why would u do this to your self or your kids?? If u aint got the money.. there is other alternatives.. Chucks are coming back in style.. they are like $40... get you some and seem like a trendsetter or something.. But dont go down this road.. u wont get clowned as much as JLOONATIC with his C-Thrus.. but ull be on deck for a few jokes tho..

The shoe is exclusively sold at K Mart and Sears.. nigga please.. this is gonna fall in line with the Starburys, Proteges, Hakeem the Dreams and whatever other bullshit i clowned niggas on.. He lost whatever shoehead credibility he had.. now everytime i see him, im think he got on some "Fat Joe's" as if his name aint a joke already..

I kinda see where Joe is coming from, but dammit.. he cant talk about 50's G UNIT shoes EVER in life now..

Just don't DO IT...
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Monday, March 30, 2009

Local Love..


DJ Steph Floss Vlog Day 14 (I speak from the Heart...and Sole edition) from DJ Steph Floss on Vimeo.

Man.. You gotta love when people around you are doing big things..

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Here in Columbus, the only real group making noise and making moves is Fly Union.. I know most of yall from Dayton aint too hit yet.. but if u on some Fly shit in your life, as far as ur mindset, your clothing, or just ur everyday life.. you gonna need their cds.. I got one a while back while walking down High st and been gettin my friends hip ever since.. Their mixtape with the well known MICK BOOGIE is my shit, and will have u laughin and nodding... To us Dayton people.. its like the FLYY BOYS.. with Thrill Nova and Flam Feev.. so if u like them, you gonna like Fly Union.. So check out Steph Floss' daily VLOG with Fly Union in the background with a new song with Curren$y.. sounds hot forreal.. I need one of them Fly Union T-Shirts.. them things is fresh as hell..
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Shouts out to MATT at corporate.. if u aint hip to them and u LOVE shoes.. u need to visit there.. its in the NATI.. corpstat.blogspot.com go there for info.. that a place u need to go to weekly..

Also on this VLOG.. Steph Floss go to HEART and SOLE and shoes off the new T-Shirts from up and coming labels.. So of course my peoples T-Shirts got shown, SINCE88.. So Its good to see the local love is getting. My boy David has put me on with them, and you will be seeing me reppin the SINCE88 clothing line in due time.. U gotta support things from the grassroots, bc if you dont get support from your hometown, where u gonna get it from?
For more info on SINCE88.. go to http://www.since88clothing.blogspot.com/ and check them out.. Check this other STEPH FLOSS video with him wearing the shirt and speakin on it..


DJ Steph Floss Vlog Day 15 (I'm a Famous Nobody) from DJ Steph Floss on Vimeo.

Now thats a big deal..
What U THINK??

T-(in) Pain



I dont know if yall heard but Friday TPain was in a freak accident with a golf cart and lost 4 teeth.. Gottdammit.. I thought i was a rumor so I didnt post it earlier.. but this kinda confirms it.. he musta been on some JACKASS shit when that happened.. I cant even imagine.. and u know his fronts was prolly spread all over the place.. eeww..

Thursday, March 26, 2009

BE ON THE LOOK OUT: Follow Up..

So... Like I always do.. I try to hip yall to shit early and on time..
So my last drop involved.. Electrik Red and another one had SWAG SURFIN..

well now both of them have been remixed for the radios and mixtapes.. so i mightve pick a coupla good ones..

Heres the Swag Surfin Remix with Fab.. Juelz... Red Cafe & Maino..
Im sure this will spark the song off more..




And heres the So GOOD remix feat Lil Wayne..


Lil wayne rappin on a song produced by the Dream.. mmm.. pretty good..

What U THINK?!?!

KESAN BOMBING ON THIS sucka e6 !

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

College Hill -South Beach

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I CANT STOP LAUGHINNNNN

If you tuned into the premier episode of College Hill.. im sure u prolly laughed out loud.. and he prolly were talkin to the screen and calling Terri all type of crazy synonyms..
So I dont know their names yet.. except for Terri (not pictured), Brandon (5th Dude),Tiffany (3rd chick)...Milan(sp?)((2nd Chick))

So within the 1st 10 mins.. DRAMA.. so the "Gay dude" (Dude with shirt thats the same color of NUVO) is salty bc Milan calls him out on being gay.. he was salty.. and went OFFFFF.. (I almost said went HARRDDD, but I thought that might be nasty, no porno and no homo) but this dude just flips on her bc he thought she was tryna be funny..
White dude is not exactly white.. he liked mixed with white and Jamaican.. still looks white with braids to me.. Tiffany, is the cutest of the females.. she aight.. The gurl with the Jill Scott fro is BI.. I dont know about dude in the middle..

Brandon and Terry end up gettin closer after the "get to know you" game.. she was salty cuz Tiffany lick some chocolate off dude.. So the F what? She this is when the craziness ensues...

SO they go off and lay on the couch... she is fallin in LOOVEEEE.. she start callin him all type of BOO's and BABY's.. starts holdin his hands and just Betty Crockers allllll day night til like 530.. on the 1st day.. mind u..

So they wake up and while he is gettin ready for class... she irons his shorts.. NIGGA PLEASE.. and then helps makes his bed.. and then she like "arent we just like a married couple?" PAUSE.. she is officially COOKOO off that one.. so he leaves for class and they hug and shit.. and she stays behind and talks about him to the "super gay" dude..

She opens her heart about how much she likes him sooo much.. and blahzy blahzy blah... she made me sick.. My dude Brandon bout to live out the 1st verse to "I Get Around"... he come home on some different shit.. he dont even pay attention to her.. goes straight to Tiffany (as I would).. then goes and kicks it with the BI chick.. (I promise to learn their names later).. so TERRY gets dumb heated... stupid dummy.. She goes on and on and on..

So while she get more upset, she thinks to call her mom.. then her mom makes shit worse.. she most come from a fam of young dummies.. Man.. I hope the ladies pay attention on how NOT to act..


So im wondering why she isnt pictured... did she leave??? Get kick off??

guess we gotta wait and see..

MANNNNN... this one is gonna be crazy..
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ANOTHER reality show




Here I am watching Gs to Gents...idk why .... maybe cause I wanna see what cockabrain scheme they gotta do. This fool on here talkin bout he gon hire an agent after the show, lol, he not finna win now. like how u gon on these shows and say some dumb shit to get voted off niggas are so damm dumb i swear. this big nigga on here jus made a salad and dumped half the ranch bottle in the bowl, lmao the irony. kinda like them people that order diet pepsi and then have like 6 refills. lmao, knock it off. or those 2 dbl cheeseburgers wit xtra mayo and a large fry with a diet water to drink. lmao hold the fat-free ice cubes. knock IT off. oxymorons.... kills me everytime.
WAS wing nite @frickers...KILLED em. its also tuesday so U kno i started ma day wit the brand new, dope album from the wife Keri Hilson-Harshaw...IN A PERFECT WORLD. lol, jus a lil free advertising for my wife. I swear she gon call/email me one day once she see how much i be hyping her ass up. Bra i swear i fall in love wit her eyes everytime i see her, lol...lemme stop.
ANDDDDD I got the new James Bond movie on dvd today...bra today was a good day, o ah o ah lol cue the ice cube music...hold up lemme dl it.
today i didnt even have to use my A-K, today was a good day.... lol.
Only nba game on tv is the weak ass pistons, damm them niggas is sub .500 and still on tv...then they showin womens college hoops, i love the ladies but i hate watchin them hoop. damm how many layups do they miss in a game, 2 hunit maybe. mann fa real the only womens sport i can watch is like track and field.
DL that new lil wayne Im Goin In...dope
Lemme go watch this 007 dvd 2times before i fall asleep lol, holl@jaboi

GO cop the album: IN A PERFECT WORLD! In a perfect world, Keri gon call me tmr...but in reality she gon email in a few weeks...WATCH.

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HAPPY HILSON DAY..



she def got the sex appeal thing all the way down...
do u see her at 1:25... i mean damn... and 4:22-30...
Go cop the CD

Kanye spits tho..

Monday, March 23, 2009

Watchin i love money 2


OMG Saaphryi is soooooo ugly. Like I know black is beautiful...but whenever you make an absolute statement like that theres always exceptions!!!! lmao
My baby album come out tmr...go cop it. Keri Hilson-Harshaw "In a Perfect World"
AND the James bond movie come out too Quantum Solace... damm ima be at best buy ballllin lol.
NOW ray j dumbass show comin on... these might be the thirstiest hoes. how come all these hoes that come on these shows wanna get discovered in somethin lol dammmm dont these bitches know that they gon be a much bigger celebrity if they was to stay wit ray j. then tryna get a lil modeling/ dancing/ acting/ singing or whatever else these hoes is lookin to do. DUMB AS FUCK.
I promise if they had a show to get wit like...Kelly Rowland, Id be on my best fuckin behavior and win that shit. And then next time you see my ass Im at the Bet Awards sitting behind Beyonce and her daddy and her bigheaded mama wit Kelly on my damm arm and some Louie XIII drank in ma cup ___IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT LOUIE XIII IS/TASTE LIKE YOU ARE NOT LIVING. PERIOD. (damm worth every damm penny I SWEAR!)
but fa real all these weak, c-list celebs get these shows to try to remain relevant AND hope to become a b-list celeb again. shit ray j. had 'sexy can i' and then fell back to c-list... now he got these hoes tryna cook wit kids and half of em cant cook...1st i need a chick that can cook... i mean im nice wit the spatula too, but days where im comin home from a long day in the office, baby surprise me wit a steak, baked potato loaded of course, some homemade mac n cheese, greens, and a cold one. and u can even be dressed appropriate if u really wanna cheer me up ( when i say appropriately, i mean INAPPROPRIATE..feel me) LOL
BUT fa real.... why date one of these dumb ass hoes. i mean the nigga could find a fine chick that got her head on strait i jus dont understand these celebs i mean i kno its makes for better entertainment to have these unstable creatures on here....but have a few solid ones in there too. damm. niggas wit money.... a wise man once said...... A FOOL and HIS MONEY are lucky enough to get together in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!....

What im bumpin today.... been on my r&b kick wit the anticipation of my baby album coming out tmr, Keri Hilson-Harshaw A PERFECT WORLD. i got yall wit some new joints tmr im tired hooped today, couldnt miss fa real, had to turn into kobe last game cuz i refuse to go home wit a L. it makes for such a long drive home, lol. holl@jaboi.