So I was on the internet, looking at stuff, like I usually do and I came across THEE end all be all.
Now I might be late to some of ya'll but this is new to me, so deal.
Apparently there is some chick out there who is auctioning her p*ssy on e-bay.
I didn't know prostitution had gone so high tech.
But as strange as that sounds, that's not what made me stop. The thing that caught my attention was that she's auctioning her VIRGINITY away on the internet.
That's fresh out the wrapper, never been broken/opened, STD-free guaranteed p*ssy right there.
She says that she's doing so cause "she wants to finance a couple of things in her life including her Masters degree"
The thing is, her starting price is $250,000 and her ultimate goal( Buy it Now price) is 1 mil.
Chick, who you trying to fool? That's a whole lotta degrees at that price. Inflation, recession and all.
On one hand as a lady, I'm a little disgusted by the whole thing. Notice I said as a LADY and not just as a female. I feel that ladies are a whole different species than women. Ladies are people who have the class and the attitude as well as the smarts to live like a woman. A female is just someone who was happen to be born with the right parts.
I digress
As a lady, I feel that she should have a bit more respect for herself than to try and sensationlize her body just to get money for school. She never heard of grants and scholarships? Loans? Hell, WORK!
There are plenty of ways to get through school other than straight up selling your ass. Literally,
Then there's the business part of me, that thinks that what she's doing is pretty damn smart.
I mean lets keep it real here, there are plenty of women who work at the Diamond cabaret or at the Penthouse who are doing it "just to pay their way through school". All she did was up the ante and make them hoes have to work a little harder and bring their A game.
Besides which if you think about it, most people give their virginity away for free in less than perfect situations. I don't know about you, but I've always felt that sex with me is worth a million bucks, so I don't know why she can't feel the same way about sex with her.
Well except for the fact that she's unexperienced and all so that might be wack.
Finally, there's a recent graduate in me, who has to start repaying my loans next month who wants to know if she needs an agent or something. I mean shit.
We all got bills to pay and if she's gonna sell it, I ain't to proud to help her manage it.
What you think?
