Hall Of Fame Jokes....

Ok.. i swear im a start a lil career in comedy.. bc me and my niggas are some of the FUNNIEST people I know.. i mean.. yall see how funny HIM B MILITANT is.. well heres how this started.. I had this conversation that lead to a facebook status.. so what ur about to read is my facebook status on April 1st.. where me, my nigga Thorny Badlands and Reggie.. you can see how it builds up and gets worse by the end.. we was soooo weak after hearing each others crack.. we might need to do an audio of this and sell it..

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Nate Washington at 9:38pm April 1
HAAAAA! Nigga I'm tryna hold a conversation wit wifey and you keep postin shit!!! She gettin pissed cuz I keep laughin...



DJ DURL at 9:40pm April 1
u cant have outside conversations or drink anyhting when im around or talking.. cuz u def gonna spit it out.. on the no homo side..



Reginald H Graham at 9:41pm April 1
ha ha .. thats funny ... ttyl k ....lolz



Dominique Washington at 9:53pm April 1 via Facebook Mobile
Durl u a funny nigga!=) lolxz. U my nigga..k



Reginald H Graham at 9:59pm April 1
thats funny .. hey durl call me when you get time ok :) ttyl... oh have a good day at work tomorrow k..oh and do you want some nuvo? lolz



Nate Washington at 10:00pm April 1
WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Knock that shit off Graham!



DJ DURL at 10:01pm April 1
@ REG: Fiercely homo.. like drinkin NUVO out of martini glass with a red straw out the side of ur mouth with ur pinky up holding the glass..



Nate Washington at 10:03pm April 1
with the top three buttons on yo shirt open, a S-curl, and "Put A Ring On It" as yo ringtone



Reginald H Graham at 10:19pm April 1
nigga you had some high heal open toe number 11's on drinking wild irish rose with a tropical punch kool aid pack in it smoking a virgina slim ...nate.. or should i call you "mister"E..



DJ DURL at 10:22pm April 1
virginia slim tho? the only thing gayer than that is smoking with one of those elongated black smoke filters the Eartha Kitt used to smoke with..



Reginald H Graham at 10:25pm April 1
right.. and durl you drink nuvo outta burger pimpin ken pimp cup from the back of the xxl magazine..



DJ DURL at 10:28pm April 1
the same place where u got ur fronts and four finger ring that says "PYMP"



Reginald H Graham at 10:34pm April 1
im so damn weak right now...



Nate Washington at 10:36pm April 1
i saw reg drinkin a appletini wearin a tennis skirt and some grant hills and his cell phone had pink rhinestones all over it



DJ DURL at 10:37pm April 1
I saw nate with a pink, loose wife beater with some glow in dark skates with stars air brushed on them.. skating over to Reggies ass in a fushia hatchback Geo Metro..



Reginald H Graham at 10:42pm April 1
stop it ... i saw you and durl waiting in line for day 26 tickets.. nate had on some la gear sandles with the fubu sun dress ..... and durl had on some $1.99 old navy flower flip flop fusion 3's and a "TED Hardy" tee shirt..lol



Nate Washington at 10:44pm April 1
DJ Durl wears Lee Press on Nails, that he polishes and dries by wavin his hands back and forth and he wears baby blue Timbs that zip up the back and match his knockoff Coach bag



DJ DURL at 10:47pm April 1
nate wears assless designer leather jeans ((The Prince Collection Series)) with a tie dye t.. but the neck is ripped down to look like a v neck.. and one side comes off the shoulder.. like Whitney Houston on her "I wanna dance with somebody" video.. he wears all of this while practicing to DARRENS DANCES GROOVE.. I got reggie next...


Nate Washington at 10:48pm April 1
Reggie sends text messages to his male friends and signs off on them wit xoxo, and you wear rollerblades that light up when you roll while you pop gum!



Reginald H Graham at 10:49pm April 1
lol .. i am so so weak right now..



DJ DURL at 10:50pm April 1
When reggie gets mad.. he sucks his thumbs (( both of them..)) and lays on his cock shaped pillows.. on his scrotum shaped bed.. while wearing lace easter socks.. rolled down..



Nate Washington at 10:51pm April 1
DJ Durl got a toy poodle that he carry around in a walmart bag, along wit a bottle of beyonce perfume and butterfinger flavored lip gloss



Nate Washington at 10:54pm April 1
Reggie got a ten speed mountain bike wit a banana seat and a built in ass plug, and the handlebars got glittery streamers on em



Reginald H Graham at 10:55pm April 1
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. IM done im so so so weak i cant say nothin back ... WOW..i am WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Reginald H Graham at 10:56pm April 1
LOL @ LACE EASTER SOCKS & LIGHT UP ROLLER BLADES & omg!!!



DJ DURL at 10:58pm April 1
Nate got 25 gold bangles on his left arm that makes noise when he is spinnin in the rain with his arms out.. in his turquoise lycra unitard..



Reginald H Graham at 11:00pm April 1
ha ..im going to bed .. yall CRAZY I tapped out..



DJ DURL at 11:01pm April 1
Reggie.. eat pink lemonade bomb pops in public while undoin a fire hydrant on edwin c moses in stone wash yellow hot pants.. with hi top mellissa's on...



Reginald H Graham at 11:03pm April 1
lol @ mellissa's ....damn



DJ DURL at 11:03pm April 1
i had to get that one off.. aight.. ill let u tap out..



Ronea Mack at 11:09pm April 1
Funny shit! You know you stupid but right!




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