Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Contacts

Someone told me I dont blog about issues of today's society enough...... like im the voice of the people (cue lil mama... lmao. sike nah). But you want some issues fine: Today's pressing Issue>>> Contacts.
Yes they are lovely those who dont wanna wear glasses, a nice alternative sure...but I aint talkin bout those contacts. Im talkin bout these colored contacts PEOPLE are wearing... now I really dont care bout women wearin colored contacts, yes this will be a dbl standard, but you men changing yo eyes WTF! Like yo eyes do not have to be green to match yo green hat and forces. You lightskinn niggas dont have to have gray eyes ! You dark niggas aint gotta have the tan lt brown eyes either! and ALL you white boys aint gotta have blue eyes! Whens the last time you seen a full blooded mexican wit powder blue eyes NEVER! Whens the last time you seen a full blooded nigga wit dark blue eyes NEVER! I aint sayin youre gay for wearin the contacts.... but its LAME as FUCK! Some female shit. Whats next you queers gonna be gettin french manicures too????... fuck it, ima call it GAY. There its GAY. Gay as FUCK!
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OH..... as far as ladies, dark women..... please stop puttin the purple and blue contacts in, I wont fault you for it But I wont holler either. Thats probably the only female contacts I dont like, the blues and purples in dark woman YALL look like aliens. Cuz niggas aint suppose to never have blue eyes! STOP It!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Shoe Love: Cleveland Cavs Edition



This is a parody of the new heineken commericial.. this is more relateable for me.. everyone knows i love shoes..

The Cavs are one of the most entertaining teams in sports right now.. not only are they funny.. they are winning.. we have seen them acting crazy on the sidelines and having funny intros when they hit the court.. so this just adds to it...


What u think?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Day26 Finale Pt.1

Whaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz Jumpin?! !?
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SOOO Im bloggin 2 epidsodes since I missed last episode due to a funeral, RIP DAISY JACKSON, We miss you baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soooo, lmao DIDDY call these bitchass niggas out for what they is or for what they aint!
Dammmm aundrea on camera wit no make-up on, ewwww she look disgusting. I know I aint da prettiest nigga in da world, I'M TOP 18, but when i wake up I can pull more hoes than aundrea can when she wake up, true story. OMG niggas is textin Donnie.. ''day 26 movin on with or without you", bye nigga. bye. ROBERT need to stop callin Q his lil brother if he gon act like it at all. Q a lil kid... lmao he said next time somebody run up on him in his face he swinging on them, period. lmao. Does Q got the best hands in the group??? Like he done fought( read: TRIED) brian and will. Then he fought those 3 dudes, then that 1 dude in the lobby...he act lika lil bitch but he throwin these hands lika man.
FIGHT in public...see Rob callin him lil brother now he wanna fight him, mannnn they weak. >>>>>"And I got text messages to prove it" <<<<< OTTFW! IT took me 5 mins to get off the floor omg, if that aint some 6th grade he said-she said got my lunch money and got caught, took my pudding when i was in the bathroom shit mannnn these weak niggas here! LMAO coooootdammm.
Call him Aubrey!!! lmao AubreyAubrey Aubrey!! And that brown hat robert be wearing, ugly. Let em fight fuck it... her come capt save-a-hoe dawn, bitch go on. These lil niggas throw stools and chairs... now come the crying session ( READ: BITCHASSNESS!) LMAO. Dawn advice terrible lol... take the burden, bitch please wake up. When she become an expert?? O lord he hurt, cue the tears..... (BITCHASSNESS has reached level Orange... ottfw!). Now Rob wanna walk out, like................ double-you tee eff ! Boy bands.
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WHY IS DAWN intervening like she know, AND ROB act like he fixin the situation cause of the situation that came from the last situation.... Right?... lol, thats exactly what he said. NOW MORE CRYING.... go hug and kiss and practice.... pray. Fine. You niggas is sorry... wait where Diddy at I feel like he finna walk in.. OH HE GON TEXT THESE NIGGAS, LOL, Check these bitchass niggas Diddy.
And this nigga Diddy pop out the car lookin as mad as fuck. Damm my nigga Ciroc Obama (DIDDY).
Put that nigga on timeout?........ omg, i cant breathe lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE AUNDREA!
Money talks Bullshit Walks. Truth be told.... she was average at best. I mean the new danity kane group will have someone just as talented and cuter than aundrea, I mean she put a lil weight on too, AND after I seen her wit the morning face.... she was expendable!!! LMAO. Im wrong...... o well lol. IDK why Dawn trippin over them other 3 bitches they aint called or shown up or cared enough so they gone big deal, and now aundrea gone gotta get over it but this heffer actin like she still not on contract shittt she in a better position than the rest of them hoes. Cryin and trippin, er-body know Diddy, i mean Ciroc Obama gon do a MTB5. Duh!
AND the group looked okay to me.. so idk.... time-outs dont last forever...................................


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Day 26 - Forever and A Day REVIEW

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I had to come and give my take on this CD.. im sorry i didnt do my review on Jadakiss' cd.. i heard it too late.. but since this just came out.. im still on time.. Im not a Day 26 fan.. i still havent heard their first cd.. im just cool on all the stuff they was going thru in the show.. but I was advised to give them a listen.. so I did.. so with that being said.. here it is..


1 Just Getting Started
I thought for sure that Puffy would be all on the beginning of this.. talkin shit.. maybe wouldve had some of the show clips playing in the background of something.. but nope... i dont know everyones voice yet.. but i think this might be Robert who started the song off singing.. this nigga sound like Lil Kim on the autotune.. the beat is cool and smooth.. has a nice build up to it.. the chorus is pretty nice on it.. they sound nice on the harmony game.. the verses are kinda cliche esp know that they aint got money forreal.. so all the shit they talkin bout they driving, im not really believing.. but its a nice song tho..

2 Ima Put it On Her
Its an obvious radio and club track.. nice jumpin beat.. and Joc is on anything thats supposed to be played in the club... I still having seen this video.. i didnt want it to taint my view of the song.. Willie sounds good on this.. he is def a good lead vocalist.. he could go solo forreal... him a Robert... IMO.. but once again.. the song is a cliche.. but i aint trippin.. i could see the gurls boppin to this is in the bars.. Diddy didnt really need to be on this tho.. i wouldda been fine with out him

3. Shawty Waz Up (ft T Pain)
This song is cool.. not too bad.. not the shiiiit tho.. i like their flow on this song.. they ride this beat good tho.. its a song that couldve used a lil more to it.. its really no depth to it.. its just a nice song..

4. Think Of Me
This one is a good one.. i like the whole story about it.. I like their vocals and the chorus.. they would prolly perform this one good.. this will be one of the songs that I would go straight to when I listen this again.. without making this too personal.. ill just say that I can relate.. ill elaborate on my personal blog.. They speak on how a relationship or feelings can sometimes just happen, even when u aint trying to or lookin for it.. and they tell their partner that when they are lonely, think of me..

5. Staduim Music
I used to see the title to this and be like, "the fuck is staduim music?" and then I heard the beginning part and used to turn it right off.. my stubborn ass never gave them no chance... but the song isnt that bad.. im not a big rock guitar fan.. but they use it okay.. robert sounds good on this one.. he got the more rock star sound.. i could see Diddy's weird ass doin his dances to this shit.. its cool tho.. I personally wouldnt say my love is like Stadium Music.. but whatever floats ur boat..

6. Bi Polar
CRAZZYYY.. that how it starts off.. not how I would describe the song.. but of course we would think this would be the groups song to Que, right? but its not ::snaps fingers:: Its about a relationship with someone who flip flops emotions and seems mad bipolar.. niggas can relate... feel me? U dont even know what to do when a chick gets on some shit like that.. so thats the song for that.. im sure the babydaddy's will feel that one..

7 Perfectly Blind
This one is sooo smooth.. on some chill shit.. the beat is crazy.. sound like a Ryan Leslie beat sort of.. it took me a while to analyze the meanin tho.. how can u be perfectly blind? Its about how when ur around that "ONE", u cant see NOTHING but them... and thats ok.. "I wanna be lost in you.. feel free to lead me where u want me to go.. and yes im going to follow".. man.. this is my new shit...

8 SO Good
This song is def a braggin song.. niggas need to let the gurl know how much we gonna put it down.. so this is about that.. im sure they will have fun with this one on the next tour.. They speak on how being around her feels so goooood.. make u wanna just be selfish and keep them to urself.. i feel that..

9 Girlfriend
Another one of those songs that I would go straight to.. if this aint my story, i dont know what is.. its just about how men get tired of being around these fake and phony females.. and how when we find that RIGHT one.. that will stop all the looking and searching for a GIRLFRIEND.. or a wifey? Check for Roberts part in the bridge.. this nigga speakin my mind..

10 Baby maker
Thats a song title to give a song.. bc we already gonna expect sooo much from that... This is a good song.. Good to hear Que on the lead.. I like the way the switch the leads on each song with the different feels.. they did this one goood.... "this a baby maker.. after we leave the club ill make u my baby later.. going up and down like an elevator.." I like how they took the beat down during the second verse.. I had to nod to that one.. this is a def must listen and a def pick for a mix cd... u feel me tho??

11 Then There's You
Man.. u ever feel like everything is wrong, like your money aint right, work sucks, friends aint friends, u go to sleep and wake up stressing? But when u see that one person, it makes every problem go away? thats what this song is talkin about.. this is a beautiful song.. everyone needs an oasis.. u need someone to put u on a mental vacation from all of the insanity of the world..Without gettting too personal again, I wish women new how important this is for a man. If u are the solution and not an addition to the problem, it would make things sooo much better and easier.. if ur dude gotta go to the bar after a stressful day or before he comes home.. u might not be the solution... If ur his solution.. all he will want to do is stay with u when the wall start closing in..

12 Need That ft Jemermaine Dupri
When I first heard this song.. i said no homo.. sounds like something Gays would like to poppin it to.. im cool.. its a bad sample.. i dont like the way Que sounds on this one.. they shouldda scrapped this one.. this shouldda be a female groups song.. IMO.. "put ur hands up"? nigga please.. i dont wanna see no niggas in the club with their hands up.. no homo

13 Reminds Me Of You
I like this.. this sounds good to me.. sounds like a Bobby V song to me.. (the beat and topic) and we all know how much I love Bobby V songs.. this is just a song about how everything reminds them of the one they love.. thats how things be.. when u really like someone, everything will make u think of them.. and everything will remind u of them.. thats the way its supposed to be right.. im glad Puffy didnt hop his ass on this one.. cuz i could def hear him talkin on this one..

14 Your Heels
The first thing i thought when I heard this was a Fasion Show or some type of mall shopping motage in a movie.. this song is borderline suspect too.. I mean I like the chorus but the words are kinda gay.. like when they say "DIVA.. DIVA".. they sang it like the gay dude that was on making the band with Danity Kane.. i know you remember their gayass den mother.. that always yelled out "DIVVVAAAASSS".. yeah.. like that.. but this song sound like a fashion show forreal.. def skip worthy..

15 Truth is a Lie
This is a song about a man scorned.. He speaks on how he was a sucka for love..and how the chick knew it and took advantage.. Once he got aware of it.. he knew that he couldnt take it no more.. he figures that everything that he thought was the truth, was a lie.. aint that a bitch tho.. That will mess a good man up.. truthfully, this be happening.. so ladies dont do it.. u gonna mess these good men up..


So thats the whole cd.. like I always say, listen to the cd while reading this and tell me if u feel me.. im still kinda up in the air on this one.. i APPROVE it.. i just dont know how long will I or if i will ike this more later.. it could go either way.. it make me wanna watch the show closer so i can see them make these songs.. I was really surprised that I would actually like it this much... i give the cd a 7.5 out of 10.. thats not a bad grade.. thats really a lot better than I thought.. SO i would tell everyone to at least download it and get your own opinion on it..

WHAT U THINK????

Thursday, April 9, 2009

VIDEO DROP: APRIL

TREY SONGZ - BRAND NEW


TWISTA - WETTER (GET IT WET 2)


JEEZY - DONT DO IT


GINUWINE - LAST CHANCE ((CHECK THE GINUWINE MIX... ON http://urgurlsfavoritedj.podomatic.com/


YOUNG MONEY - EVERY GURL


ENJOY...
WHAT U THINK??

Hall Of Fame Jokes....

Ok.. i swear im a start a lil career in comedy.. bc me and my niggas are some of the FUNNIEST people I know.. i mean.. yall see how funny HIM B MILITANT is.. well heres how this started.. I had this conversation that lead to a facebook status.. so what ur about to read is my facebook status on April 1st.. where me, my nigga Thorny Badlands and Reggie.. you can see how it builds up and gets worse by the end.. we was soooo weak after hearing each others crack.. we might need to do an audio of this and sell it..

Follow me... i highlighted all the HOMO comments.. in pink



DJ DURL ---Phrase of the Day: Delete any nigga from ur phone list if he text u.. "LOLz" or "k".. Im @ Icon tonight.. http://urgurlsfavoritedj.podomatic.com/



Nate Washington at 9:38pm April 1
HAAAAA! Nigga I'm tryna hold a conversation wit wifey and you keep postin shit!!! She gettin pissed cuz I keep laughin...



DJ DURL at 9:40pm April 1
u cant have outside conversations or drink anyhting when im around or talking.. cuz u def gonna spit it out.. on the no homo side..



Reginald H Graham at 9:41pm April 1
ha ha .. thats funny ... ttyl k ....lolz



Dominique Washington at 9:53pm April 1 via Facebook Mobile
Durl u a funny nigga!=) lolxz. U my nigga..k



Reginald H Graham at 9:59pm April 1
thats funny .. hey durl call me when you get time ok :) ttyl... oh have a good day at work tomorrow k..oh and do you want some nuvo? lolz



Nate Washington at 10:00pm April 1
WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Knock that shit off Graham!



DJ DURL at 10:01pm April 1
@ REG: Fiercely homo.. like drinkin NUVO out of martini glass with a red straw out the side of ur mouth with ur pinky up holding the glass..
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Nate Washington at 10:03pm April 1
with the top three buttons on yo shirt open, a S-curl, and "Put A Ring On It" as yo ringtone
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Reginald H Graham at 10:19pm April 1
nigga you had some high heal open toe number 11's on drinking wild irish rose with a tropical punch kool aid pack in it smoking a virgina slim ...nate.. or should i call you "mister"E..
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DJ DURL at 10:22pm April 1
virginia slim tho? the only thing gayer than that is smoking with one of those elongated black smoke filters the Eartha Kitt used to smoke with..
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Reginald H Graham at 10:25pm April 1
right.. and durl you drink nuvo outta burger pimpin ken pimp cup from the back of the xxl magazine..
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DJ DURL at 10:28pm April 1
the same place where u got ur fronts and four finger ring that says "PYMP"
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Reginald H Graham at 10:34pm April 1
im so damn weak right now...
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Nate Washington at 10:36pm April 1
i saw reg drinkin a appletini wearin a tennis skirt and some grant hills and his cell phone had pink rhinestones all over it
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DJ DURL at 10:37pm April 1
I saw nate with a pink, loose wife beater with some glow in dark skates with stars air brushed on them.. skating over to Reggies ass in a fushia hatchback Geo Metro..
My old Geo Metro Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 10:42pm April 1
stop it ... i saw you and durl waiting in line for day 26 tickets.. nate had on some la gear sandles with the fubu sun dress ..... and durl had on some $1.99 old navy flower flip flop fusion 3's and a "TED Hardy" tee shirt..lol
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Nate Washington at 10:44pm April 1
DJ Durl wears Lee Press on Nails, that he polishes and dries by wavin his hands back and forth and he wears baby blue Timbs that zip up the back and match his knockoff Coach bag
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DJ DURL at 10:47pm April 1
nate wears assless designer leather jeans ((The Prince Collection Series)) with a tie dye t.. but the neck is ripped down to look like a v neck.. and one side comes off the shoulder.. like Whitney Houston on her "I wanna dance with somebody" video.. he wears all of this while practicing to DARRENS DANCES GROOVE.. I got reggie next...
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Nate Washington at 10:48pm April 1
Reggie sends text messages to his male friends and signs off on them wit xoxo, and you wear rollerblades that light up when you roll while you pop gum!
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Reginald H Graham at 10:49pm April 1
lol .. i am so so weak right now..



DJ DURL at 10:50pm April 1
When reggie gets mad.. he sucks his thumbs (( both of them..)) and lays on his cock shaped pillows.. on his scrotum shaped bed.. while wearing lace easter socks.. rolled down..
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Nate Washington at 10:51pm April 1
DJ Durl got a toy poodle that he carry around in a walmart bag, along wit a bottle of beyonce perfume and butterfinger flavored lip gloss
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Nate Washington at 10:54pm April 1
Reggie got a ten speed mountain bike wit a banana seat and a built in ass plug, and the handlebars got glittery streamers on em
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Reginald H Graham at 10:55pm April 1
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. IM done im so so so weak i cant say nothin back ... WOW..i am WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Reginald H Graham at 10:56pm April 1
LOL @ LACE EASTER SOCKS & LIGHT UP ROLLER BLADES & omg!!!



DJ DURL at 10:58pm April 1
Nate got 25 gold bangles on his left arm that makes noise when he is spinnin in the rain with his arms out.. in his turquoise lycra unitard..
GOLD COLORED BANGLES Pictures, Images and Photos


Reginald H Graham at 11:00pm April 1
ha ..im going to bed .. yall CRAZY I tapped out..



DJ DURL at 11:01pm April 1
Reggie.. eat pink lemonade bomb pops in public while undoin a fire hydrant on edwin c moses in stone wash yellow hot pants.. with hi top mellissa's on...
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Reginald H Graham at 11:03pm April 1
lol @ mellissa's ....damn



DJ DURL at 11:03pm April 1
i had to get that one off.. aight.. ill let u tap out..



Ronea Mack at 11:09pm April 1
Funny shit! You know you stupid but right!

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WHAT U THINK??

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The OJ and Gucci Show

We should all know by now how Broken Equipment get down for the DipSet episodes..
Well this time they gettin on Gucci and OJ... easy targets..


6 cellphones and its all to call my momma...

Gucci sound nasty like shit..

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

From a G to A gentttttttttt

whadafauckkizuhpp.
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Watching this Gs 2 Gents Episode, idk why I watch this but its mildly-high entertaining. BLUE always fuckin cryin in every episode and he a ex-gang member, what gang is that......... Baron still rockin that fucked up sideshow-bob from the Simpsons hair, (dubya.tee.eff.) niggas! BUT this nigga Teddy, gon tell his girl that he wanna stop pimpin and go legit and focus on they relationship.. could you really have a meaningful relationship wit a prostitute??? Dating a prostitute is different than dating a hoe, not cuz the bitch was gettin money off the sex, but cuz she is fuckin a differ nigga every nite, maybe multiple niggas a nite! Add that shit up, theres 365 days in a year. She been hoeing for a few years...shit adds up even if she do it once a week theres 52 weeks in a year, a few years...still adds up!! TALKIN HUNIT OR 2 OR 3. Damm. Couldnt do it. I MIGHT NOT NEVER.
Then I started thinkin bout somethin else... could you marry someone who had sex wit one of yo friends?? I was watchin RayJ show yesterday, long story short he a dummy for gettin rid of Chardonnay( she so fine!..... so she was a stripper, big deal..... that pole trick, MY GOD!)
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SHE who was the realest chick on the show, and somehow I dont think he gon pick Cocktail who is the finest girl left (she was in my top 4 tho) but anyway, DANGER had sex wit one of his friends. RayJ aint know and it was before his time but still. Can you really marry someone who had sex wit yo friend(s)??? I probably have dated maybe 2 ppl who have had sex wit my friends before I did and both times I aint even know. NOW I have had sex wit chicks who had sex/dated my friends before me too, but that was jus that... sex no strings attached, call it a fuck (if u will, ...lmao). But marriage is somethin I dont think I could do cuz that shit would always be on my mind and how do I send an invtie to that nigga.... like it was hard for me to date a chick wit that on my mind... I dont THINK I could it bra. I really dont know if I could get it outta my mind.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hoodrats... Like Shittt...




Man.. this sound like any conversation I might hear on any WELFARE WEEKEND at Deveroes..

One month years old tho??

Weave in a baby's head??
She dumb like shit...
haaa..

What u think??

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Kid Cudi ft Kanye & Common - Poke Her Face



Man... this is hot right here..
Who aint ready for Kanye to get back to the beat making and rapping?
I am ready for it.. all the shit he has been on lately featured on has been fire...
Kid Cudi ((FROM CLEVELAND)) got a stupid good look on this one..
Poke Her FACE uses the Lady Gaga sample from "Poker Face" ( that I secretly dig.. i dont know why I like the damn chorus of that song.. ) and kanye chopped it up and changed the whole meanin on it.. It sound like that got like a live version of it.. or just had her come in the studio to redo it.. but anyways.. this is some heat.. Cudi doesnt even get outshined on this one to me..
I heard this this morning on The Smoking Section (u should read this blog if u dont) and it woke me the hell up.. I aint heard too much good music this year in rap.. but this is a good look.. and a good direction..
Im sure this will be on mixtapes and facebook status'.. matter of fact.. ima change mine..

What u think??

Do the WHAAATT??!!???!

As I DJ, it is my duty to be up on things.. and being that I live in the midwest.. i might be a lil slow on something but when I find them, I bring them here to you... so u can be hip to things at the next party to at...

So this time.. I found a new one.. called.. the Halle Berry..
I had heard about it.. but never seen it.. I figured it was to the song the Hurricane Chris got out.. that shit is jumpin.. the beat stupid on it.. So i did my research on youtube and this is what I found.. ohh and before u watch this. .i have to say no homo..


See why I had to say NO HOMO.. looks like a Delta stroll to me.. its like the Dougie for the ladies..

So now Ellen and Halle is doing it too??


What about that new song by Boosie.. Loose as a Goose.. could this be his new dance for that??

WHATTT??? he the 09 Flava Flav...


Heres the RICKY BOBBY...



UMMM....



What u Think??

Thursday, April 2, 2009

MTB4 Fight Night

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AT the beginning, DIDDY AND HIS POPCORN!!!! LMAO My nigga. Next commercial ima pop me some, lmao... im watchin this preview AND Q aint really hittin dude in this slo-mo. but we'll see.....................................................
WHAT is he bitchin bout now shady stuff... how can anybody fix the problem if his lil scurry ass sittin there wit them overly big glasses on not sayin nothin. THATS why you dont have a group wit kids, nigga too immature for business. Thats that BITCHASSNESS... hold lemme go put on my BITCHASSNESS shirt on this is a special e..--> ((ah, yes...this is soo much better))special event. He kill me always wanting to go to dance rehearsal when it aint his time to sing, like nigga U is the best dancer in the group why you need so much practice ol xtra energy havin ass nigga sit down and shut up. That the nigga problem he a lil adhd, no patience havin ass kid... cant deal. Wouldnt have been me. Id been off up in his ass if I was in the group.
NOW they late cuz his ass, see.... whooped his ass in the van. LOL brian gon go tell.....yep, he told lol. Ol dont wanna be the bad guy tattletell damm lol.

SIDEBAR: I aint watchin this gayass show on next taking the stage, it make you nati niggas look bad FYI: SIDEBAR

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...Over here bashing on this arbys roastburger, this shit da bomb...go cop one. Put a lil arby sauce on it too, fire......
LOL Why Q keep runin out the room see he wanna get beat up tonite. THAT THAT BITCHASSNESS. OMG shady shit part 327 lmao. This the worst hallway argument ever. LOL Fire his ass then Q, lmao U AINT HIRE US WE HIRED YOU!!! let him know cuz! Screwface shoulda slapped his ass i kno i woulda, hell u gon get fired anyway!!! lmao.
WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL is robert talkin bout, get 2 managers for the whole group c'mon man a terrible fuckin option damm. They havin this powwow witout Q in the room, how is that effective.... boy bands, lol lord help em.... ok nevermind here they go wit a team meeting... o shit
YESSSS HERE WE GO!!...
LOL screwface got hit! damm Q threw it first ok then son son. lmao brian is silly as hell
WE AINT DANITY KANE... yess yall are nigggggasssssss!!!!! lol then he talkin bout who wanna fight him, what robert sit yo 2006 mohawk ass down, i ahte niggas wit mohawks corny, late as fuck.

SHOW THE OLD CRYING SCENES LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OTFFW!!!! O M G im weak as fuck i really needed that commercial break... ((On The Floor Fuckin Weak-- I kno u were wondering, that is 100x better than lmao, that means at that moment im laughin so hard on the floor that im too weak to sit up or even stand, probably tears in the eye, hackin up lung laugh, that hilarious, yes.))
...I wish they would stop showin this TI shit, a 366 days for havin 366 guns and 366,000 bullets nigga please... then TI wanna act like his aint AINT gon be in PC in jail nigga please u is not foolin me, maybe before u released trap musik but nigga in jail niggas aint lettin u runnin around in gen pop, dont play for da cameras.... but anyway, dont get me started on that bullshit.... ((he did snitch btw))
IS this nigga BRIAN crying look at the camera i cant tell.... what the fuck, cue in donny klang, lol... BITCHASSNESS???
Positive black young men.... what a concept.. O GOD cue the crying from brian.....lol. THATS THAT BITCHASSNESS.
Guess they not gonna wake his ass up....danity kane jr. Now robert switchin off Q team, this nigga confused pick a side BIG BROTHER lol, ..."Q an alien" lmao. Go sing his part then, fuck it kick him out let him go grow a family wit dawn, fuck it. niggas in the studio fuckin up... lol, boy bands. SOOOO is it over or what, are we gon see Q the rest of the show.... kick his ass out then, damm. Where is Diddy??!!! cue in Diddy somebody...please...will you?... dammmmm there go Diddy, lmao Next Week Big Decision Episode... LMAO.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools Ima really blog tho, dont trip.

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WZUP.
Mannn I aint blogged in a minute I been busy...well not really I jus been too drunk to type lol. My april resolution is to not drink from Sunday when I wake up till Thur Nite, lol. Feasible.

DONT download that Wayne & Juelz mixtape.... DO download that Yo Gotti Cocaine Music 2.

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Ummm....sooo, lmao, I stated that I was gon buy me some YUMS to see what folks would say, wow. Go to the website. www.yumsshop.com the site is vivid and skrillarific (souljaboy term). Souljaboy is a funny negro like him or not respect the hustle. The shoes are real affordable lol they aint nothin but some ugly ass forces but o well cant hate on his lil hustle I bet they sellin lmao, scary thought. Rich Nigga Shit.

Today was april fools, and I been droppin hot ones alllllllll dammmmm dayyyyyyyyyyyy. Alotta folks been using facebook and myspace status updates to get the world, some were original, some were corny as fuck, some were really weak, and others were funny as hell. I PERSONALLY believe that I had the hottest 2 of the day. The 1st one I did said that I got a new phone and changed my number too that number that its always been. I got at least 40-50 texts from people AND got about 10 people on facebook to comment or message me, lmao. AND I BET I had a hunit more look at they phone and realize it was the same number and shake they damm heads or smirk or whatever, I BET!!! lol. That was the hottest of the day. 1 person who will remain nameless, she uhhh, lol...bless her heart, she texted me and asked what my old number was cuz she already had my new number! (WHAT ?!?)
Then the 2nd one I did said: "This is 1 of the days were U go and get a prostitute, fuck her, then when she ask for payment say, "Sike. April Fools." ...right??? LMAO kinda funny but not top 10 worthy but still funny AND applicable if I might add, I BET someone did it tho!!!!!! But my other hot joint was that I changed my birthday on facebook and niggas acted accordingly wit a text, fb msg or comment. HALF said happy bday the other half laughed or knew i was lying.... HOWEVER if the 1st person called me out for the lie why did other folks follow suit and comment??? lmao, fools!

Mannnn I cant wait till MTB comes on lol Q is a certified sissy wit more bitchassness attacks than revenge of the nerds, but its still funny as hell and i wanna see the fight!
Holl@Jaboi.