Secret To Keep Women in Yo Crib...

...by some nigga..
this shit is funny as hell to me..
I could see myself doing some shit like this..
he got this one off



I also had to do my lil version just for the laughs.. more videos coming soon..

Tis The Season...

Its that time again.. time to give and not get as much as you gave.. :)

Appreciation Thread - Static Major

Stephen Garrett AKA Static Major 11/11/1974 - 02/25/2008


I really don't really think he got the recognition that he should have gotten. Im a RNB head... as I always say.. and he has made some hits.. Im salty that this talent has been taken from us. We should all remember the hits he was a part of back in the day.. like.. Cheers 2 U.. I mean thats enough right there to give respect to.. The song was the shit.. and then thinking of that song, what other song sounds kind of like that that was a banger??? So Anxious. Yes, Static co-wrote that song.. if you pay attention, you can hear him singing in the backgroud.. we alllll loved that song.. Also, just on that Cd.. he wrote, Same ol G, Number #1 ("I I I Cant see you.." ), and Final Warning which featured Aaliyah. Even before all of those hits, he wrote Pony, we all know that jump started Ginuwines career. Do you remember Timbaland and Magoos song, "We At It Again"? if so.. you most likely remember the chorus.. and of course he sang it..."now off the top.. from the candy store to the coffee shop"
Just look at the video real quick and see him and Aaliyah.. two greats gone..




Also, he wrote one of my old skool favorite songs.. Nicole Wrays "Eyes Better Not Wander"... nigga.. that cd was my shit... and that song stuck out.. I love it.. remember it? if not.. heres a visual reminder..






Also.. dont forget that he def helped out Aaliyah.. he wrote "Are You That Somebody", "Try Again", "We Need a Resolution", "Back in One Piece", "More That A Woman", "Rock The Boat"... shit I think he wrote damn near errry song on that last Cd of hers.. and we allll loved that..



Also, Some more songs are Truth Hurts song, "Addictive", we was all jumpin to that when it came out..



He did "Change The Game" by Jay Z.. you can hear him singing the hook on that one.. he did a song for Nas called "U Owe Me"... Shawty.. say whats your price? That was my shit... He also did "Crank It Up" for David Banner.. so we see that he didn't just have the ballads.. he had us jumping too..



Some more noteables are "Juicy" & "Hotline" by Pretty Ricky, I actually liked this song a lot... and this one throwback hit we all loved... Destiny's Child "Say My Name" remix... I could play this today and someone would say "Thats my soooong".. if no one else would say it, I would..

Here is a look back at PLAYA performing live on PLANET GROOVE.. their band was jamming too..



We all know that he did the damn thing on "Lollipop" (have you heard the rock verision of this? a rock band cover this and its hotttt), but have you heard some of these songs?? well make sure u write these down so you can download them:

Trey Songs - Bidness and Pleasure

If you read my personal blog, you would have heard of this, or if you have a few of my cds, you might have this, but this song is the shit. you gotta get this.

Pleasure P - Patience

Nigga.. this shit right here.. is my song.. the groove, the beat, the words.. its just smooth, it makes you wanna sing it, and put it on repeat... We already know that Static got a nice voice, and paired up with Pleasure, you know it had to jump

Tank - So Many Times

This was my shit on Tanks Cd, its got a good ass beat and some funny lyrics.. I love it..its on some R Kelly shit.. go find that..

Playa - Birthday

This was on Timberlands CD.. I think it was on "Tim's Bio", and these dudes got all sexy on us on this song.. its perfect for when you wanna take care of your gurl for her birthday... they got some pointers for you to use.. go find this one too

Static - Infactuated

I aint gonna say much.. but if you love a good ass slow song.. get this..

Timbaland Ft Static & Aaliyah - I Am Music

When I say this is a beautiful song, its an understatment. This is such a nice song. My baby Aaliyah sounds so nice... and Static got his groove going on this one.. and the song is so real.. they are speaking as if they are music.. and are with us all the time.. in a sense, they are... they arent with us in physical form, they are with us in their music and how they touched us.. this is the shit.. you gotta get this one..

Hopefully all of this info will get you on the hunt for some good rnb that he left us with bc its out there. With all of these songs listed.. this sound like it would be a good ass mixtape right?

Ps: he was even on Jamie Foxx's "Can I Take U Home"..you know what I want want..

What U Think???

Winter Heat...

Some songs thats gonna heat up the clubs and the DJ DURL mixtapes for the next few months...


My new crush...


Always been my nigga..


One of the greatest


This is a good club song


my "brother" ... this my shit..


Perfect combo.. seems like they wouldda dated right?

Justin and Beyonce on SNL

Damn.. I cant believe i aint heard no one talk about this one...
This shit had me weaaaaakk...
Watch and laugh..

Album Review: Slim - Love's Crazy

With rap goin back to being ass again.. with the dissapointment that Kanye is giving us with this autotune BS and Lil Waynes Dedication 3 being a big dissappointment for most of us.. and all the other BS up and downs rap is puttin us through, the only thing consistantly good to me is RnB and im a self-proclaimed "RnB-ass-nigga" so I have been waiting on Slims debut album to leak out.. 112 is was and still is one of my favorite RnB groups and Slims unique voice sang the hell out of a lot of the song that we still love of theirs to this day.. .so my expectations are high on this one... With that being said.. I had to give you my review...

1 Intro - Psalm
This is just Slim sayin some scriptures from the Bible.. I guess he had to get all the religion out the way on the 1st song.. aint really expecting much more of that on here..

2 She Got That
The vibe on this on and the way the cd starts off reminds me of how Trey Songz Cd and Keyshia Coles Cd started.. DROPPIN!!! with a banging ass beat to start off the tempo.. You know Slim from ATL.. and this beat def couldda been a rap beat.. it come in hard to me.. I liked it.. I listened to it a coupla times the 1st time i heard it.. I could def mix this one..

3 Good Lovin ft Ryan Leslie and Fabolous
The sound like a Ryan Leslie song.. whether u think thats good or bad, thats on u.. Im not a RL fan.. but i do like this song.. I heard this a few weeks ago.. and im glad they added FAB to it.. of course he spits on this.. he always does.. this is a pretty nice track.. i wouldnt say it would be a great single, but its a nice album track..

4 So Fly
We all know this song... to this day, it still gets me amped.. i have taken this as somewhat of a theme song.. bc of course i feel that im just this fly.. im glad they didnt use Shawty Lo for the album.. AEI IOU.. nigga please.. ive already blogged on that tho.. but ive had this song since April 21st.. i put it on a mix on the 24th.. and its been jumpin since.. we all love this..

5 Baby You Interlude
Just an interlude that introduces the next song with him and Faith

6 So Gone ft Faith Evans
I love Faiths voice.. i would want my wife to have a voice so strong but still so sweet.. the song is ok.. I want it to be so much better.. maybe ill like it more later after listenin more.. its not bad.. just not what I wanted it to be.. they couldve used more lyrics or thought into the chorus.. geez..

7 Sweet Baby
This song came on.. and I knew it already.. I scratched my head and went to my windows media player to see about it.. and dammit.. i downloaded this song on Oct 10th 2006... yeah.. more than 2 yrs ago.. but it was just the 1st verse and chorus.. and it didnt have that damn autotune in it.. i dont really like this that much.. sounds like an old rejected 112 song

8 Heels On ft Yung Berg
Thumbs down on this one.. it sound like a Yung Berg song.. not a Slim song.. maybe ima lil bias cuz i dont like dude.. but im just not feeling it.. it usually takes me a few listens to like songs like this... at first listen, i was itching to change the song.. i like slims verse.. i just dont like YB on here and I dont really like the chorus.. and who the hell is dude thats rappin at the end?????

9 Bedtime Stories
Now this right here is the shit i was lookin for.. this sound like an old 112 song that wouldda been everyones song.. Im def using this for a slow jam mix... please believe me... this song is sexy to me.. something you would whisper in the ear of a chick.. or slow dance to.. u just pull her closer to make sure she smell ur cologne and connect you to that scent the next time she smell it.. one of those.. i can see myself puttin this on repeat.. Just tellin you ladies, dont be around me and this song come on.. :) you know how i feel about BEDTIME anyways.. i got like 5 BEDTIME mixes..

10 U Got Me (Addicted)
The groove on this song is smooth as hell.. he a redeeming himself with these two songs.. Im sure we can all relate to this song about someone in their life.. its about being addicted to someone and the things they do.. Its a smooth, slow groove song.. I can just see someone driving in the rain, think of old loves and how hard it is to get over them.. i like this one.. prolly cuz i can relate..

11 Dont Say It
I knew a break up song had to be close.. I miss the whole 112 on this song.. I think q wouldda sounded good on this song.. Q usually brings more heart to the songs to me.. its still a pretty good song.. just seems like its missing something.. either in the beat or the singing.. but I dont think this song should be skipped.. its nice..

12 Leave U Alone
I dont really liek the fast pace, NeYo & Akon sounding RnB songs.. and thats what this is.. i understand the song.. and it just couldda been done in a differnet way.. this kinda sucks to me.. it sounds like a boy band song.. like backstreet boys.. or NSYNC.. im so cool on this.. i def skipped this one..

13 More (interlude)
This is someone playin the guitar and Slim singing along with it.. sound like some Unplugged type stuff.. sounds nice.. shows the rawness of his voice.. its nice.. couldda been a full lenght song..

14 Apologize
I knew this type of song was gonna have to be on here too.. he hits all areas pretty good on this cd.. its a pretty nice song.. the neats nice.. he sound nice.. gurls would love to hear their baby daddies to play this for them on their voice mails... do people even do that anymore?? ::shruggs:: but u get the point..

15 Love's Crazy
This is the fast paced RnB that I do like.. it seems like a song he prolly got some dance moves to.. it sound like Lloyds fast paced songs.. i like this.. the chorus is pretty cool too.. and then my nigga Big Boi hops on it.. and rips it.. made me like the song even more..

Over all I would give it a 3.75 outta 5 on a first listen.. I would def go back to some songs anf replay them.. I would def recommend that u listen for yourself

on the Cd of this that Im burning for myself.. Im addina few songs that I thought wouldda made it to the album that didnt, so i suggest you find these and play them too if you are a fan..

So Fly Remix ft Faith & Big Boi
Im guess they hopped on this bc they were on the cd.. but this si still a hot song.. it givesd the song more life.. with all new verses.. the beat is still jumpin to me..

U Won (or U Want?) ft Gucci Mane
Its labled as U Want.. but that dont make since.. Anyways.. this is Gucci and Slim rappin and singing over "Down For My Niggas" beat... yeah.. really.. its not too bad.. I like it.. i could see how some people might not.. but its my shit..


Daddys Lil Girl ft 8Ball
This is my shit too.. im salty this aint make the cd.. the beat is jumpin.. just like some ol good down south shit.. him and 8Ball ride the beat (pause) good... im sure this might appear somewhere.. either on a soundtrack or something..


WHAT U THINK?!?!?!?

Respect Due To Mrs Beyonce

Real talk.. i just was gonna watch this to see if the dark skin nigga she dancing with was gonna look like more of a nigga this time..
but as i watched this.. I was watchin Beyonce the whole time.. and dammit she put on a good performance..
I mean we saw the video.. and yeah she doing the same steps as the video.. but this time she is actually singing live...
and hittin every note tho..
she doin some ol Billy Blanks Tae-Bo shit.. and she aint even outta breath
Let me see you run on a treadmill and try to sing and hit all those notes..
She look bad too.. not bad meaning bad.. but bad meaning good...
Im not the biggest B fan.. but i gotta give respect to this performance..
Cuz even Ciara be sounding outta breath when she be hittin it..
and I dont be seein Rihanna hitting it all hard and shit..
so big ups to Mrs Carter..

ENOUGH WITH THE VOICEBOX ALREADY!!!!

Without even askin.. i "ganked" this blog from my nigga, Thorny Badlands... and he is speakin the realness to all you biters..



I am so sick of hearin niggas on the radio wit the computer voice! Yeah T-Pain done kinda made a career off that, but lets not forget the originator Roger Troutman (may he rest in peace) Im hearin muh'fuckas on the radio talkin bout put some T-Pain on my shit...no nigga! T Pain got that shit from Zapp and if you bitin Pain who bitin Roger you EXTRA WACK! I came up in Dayton and the hometown of Zapp feat. Roger so im demandin you niggas show a little more respect to our native son. Kanye! Whats wrong man? You pose to be pushin the envelope and raisin the bar instead, you out here doin T-Pain songs? I was cool when you did it the one time on the Jezzy track but nigga is you finna do yo whole album like that? If you do bruh I swear I WILL NOT COP THAT SHIT!!! And now that I think about it I can't remember the last time I heard Lil Wayne's real voice on a track. You niggas is miserable, unoriginal, swaggerjackin, fuckin pirates! Ya'll done raped and pillaged my mans style. I feel like you muh'fuckas need to ante up and build a Boys and Girls club in the old Troutman Enterprises building since ya'll eatin so good off of dude. Enough is enough niggas start givin credit where its due or stop bitin!

Thorny


And to piggy back what has already been stated.. this voice shit.. is some bullshit.. i mean, pure bullshit.. this nigga Yung Berg and BABY have used it.. WHO THE FUCK vouched for this... we need nigga who will stop this shit.. and be like , "No nigga, i cant let you go out like that".. these niggas got too much freedom these days.. I was listenin to the local artist on the radio back in dayton on one night... and even Dayton niggas is TPAIN'n and Roger Troutman'n and Teddy Riley'n it.. like Shonuff said...
NIGGA PLEASE

Ludacris ft TPain - One More Drink

I knew it..
I knew when I heard this that he would make a video..
I mixed this on my October mix and everyone who heard it said he needed to make a video for it..
and he did a good ass job...
This video is as funny as the lyrics..
and my dude T-Pain is already funny.. so he just added to it right along with Katt Williams..
So hopefully Ludas cd will be good.. we all need some new good music..

What u Think?

Election Night

Man.. I heard this and had to share it..
Nas is good with his words on this one..
this day is going down in history just like 9/11
We are all gonna remember how we are feeling tonight..
we are all gonna remember what we did today...
We are all gonna remember how nice it was outside..
how cheap gas was.. how nice everyone one was in the lines..
how u couldnt see a facebook or myspace status that didnt have to do with Obama..
how, if you did see one, they seem kinda weird for the moment...
you remember how, if you seen a McCain/Palin sign.. you wanted to kick the shit out of it..

We are remember how good we all feel inside.. this is such a great feeling..
we are all wondering.. WHO the fuck dont want US to change??
Im wondering where all the young mccain supporters are?
Im wondering what President Obama is doing right now.. watchin the same things we are.. I wonder how good he feels...
I wonder how heavy his heart is not being able to share this with his Grandma..

I need an Obama shirt now..


I just wanna go to sleep and wake up and see the pictures of the US with a dummy amount of blue states... Im so proud of OHIO.. Im so proud of my young people.. not just black.. but all of us.. we know what we need..

We dont have to say, YES WE CAN.. we can all say.. YES WE DID.. We did it America.. the world is watching us.. and I know they are happy for us.. I hope everyone is ready.. the Obamas and Bidens.. We are so ready.. we know its gonna take time.. but dammit.. this is the first step we were waiting on... just at least bring us some jobs.. fund some education or something..

Im just happy.. I know its early.. but we did it.. fuck it.. I said it.. we did it.. Im happy.. yall keep praying for Obama.. everyday..and yall thank God for EVERYTHING.. Thank God for all the crap we been through.. thank God for letting us get through it all.. and we should all pray that Barack will be our Moses and lead us to where we need to be.. Stay praying..



What u Think tho?

The Last Dragon Appreciation..

I had to get personal on this one and take us all back to 1985
Some of yall wasnt even born yet right?? well all of my 25+ people def know all about this movie from their childhood.
I grew up mimicking all the lines and moves of this movie...
some classic lines:
"Would you teach me some MOVESSSS" - at the end
"Nigga Please" - Shonuff
"Kiss My Converse" - Shonuff
"I would like to peel this ba-na-na" the gurl talkin bout leeroy in his yellow suit



i can go on and on..
Remember Rudy from the cosbys was his little sister.. and his younger brother would never shut up.. he was the reason why I said cornball so mmuch as a kid.. and remember he was break dancing to get out of the rope...
I remember when I used to go in to Spencers in the Salem Mall, they had a strobelight flashing all the time and me and my friend would take turns doing the hand motions Leeroy did to make it seem likehe had a bunch of arms.. we thought we was killin it..
When we acted out the movie int he neighborhood.. I had to be the lil chinese boy bc i was so short and little.. but he was cool too..


SO now its been reported that in 09, they are remaking this cult classic... and they have slated Samuel L Jackson to be Sho-nuff.. pretty nice choice.. I wouldda used Busta Rhymes... but Sams cool. They say they are going to stick to the same story but just update it.. To me.. the original, with all the old songs and stuff cant be replaced... weve seen some many movies that have been revamped to be such a dissappointment.. Im just hoping I can tolerate this one..

So with Sam being named..and RZA being named as the producers.. it makes me wonder who else will be in the movie.. heres some of my choices..

Leeroy - Maybe Chris Brown.. or Columbus Short.. someone who looks none threatening..

His younger Brother - Bow Wow or Lil JJ.. Bow wow could get it off as being too cocky, too short for his age and just ebing annoying... Lil JJ bc he just seems like a lil brother..

Laura - Rihanna of course.. I hope they dont sell out and just give it to Beyonce..

Eddie Arkadian - Jason Alexander of course..

The white singing lady - Cameron Diaz or someone silly.. "Dirrrttty Boy.. I found him, I found him.."



Yall know im crazy.. but WHAT U THINK?!?!