No Homo

Hip Hop... Oh how I love thee. However, with my adamant love of the culture that has spread so much influence over the WORLD (read that previous word again) it is definitely not without its controversies. In a culture ruled by machoism, misogyny, and even racism (jus not toward nigras, lol) But one of the huge things perhaps plaguing rap, is its homophobic nature. Now you know good and well, your favortie rapper has called more than faggot, gay, homo, bitch ass, youse a bitch, you sweet, fruit, blah blah blah in the book. Quickly followed by how much "fish they intake." (laughin at yo stupid ass if you dont get it.)



Now, I was listening to one my current favorite rappers (Jeezy) on a remix, of anutha dude, and even though I had heard it before, I had to do a double take like, "the fuck he jus say..." and then I listened like, "that shit was mad homo..." lol. And then I thought about it, a lot of rappers do that shit. And they dont intend it to be taken out of context... sometimes, that shit be a hot line. but still... in this 'No Homo' movement, IRONICALLY led by Camron, these masculine thug fucks, be sayin some ill shit. So I set out to go thru my 1500+ CD collection and pin point memory to see if I could come up with a list of these "quotables."



HOWEVA, I must add, that your favorite rapper has probably said some not too kosher shit him(or herself). So here I give you, "That shit he (or she) jus said was mad homo" list. (as I remember more, Ill update as needed) This list is in no order, jus right off memory:



"Tell them faggot ass niggas, wrap they lips around my dick..." Jeezy. Top Back Remix

(uhhh, I get the line, but that shit was mad homo, lol)



"My dick hard than a muthafucka..." Cam'ron. Suck It or Not

(Now Cam... your shit is marketed mostly towards dudes. And are most likely to quote your shit..... AROUND OTHER DUDES!!!! That shit is maaaddd homo. Who cares. you a man, that happenz. U aint gotta tell us. I guess that pink was more tellin than anything)



"You look so good uhhh, Ill suck on your daddy's dick. I never felt that way in my life..." Notorius BIG. Me and my Bitch

(Late Great, R.I.P. but dead or not... this speaks for itself. this type of bufoonish fuckery, stands alone. I dont care how much street cred you got, you CANNOT gte away wit this line. U cannot quote this line in public.... u gotta radio edit urself... nuff said, lol. r.i.p. BIG, lol)



"And since you infactuated wit sayin that gay shit, guess you was kissin my dick when you was kissin that bitch..." Jay-Z. Superugly

(Now, just like the song implies.... that shit was Superugly. This diss track towards Nas was scathing... SCATHING!!! But still big Hov, that shit was gay as fuck, lmao)

"Well let me tell you somethin, you might got more cash than me, but you aint got the skillz to eat as nigga's ass like me..." Canibus. 2nd Round Knockout

(Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold the fuck up. WTF this nigra jus say??? Eat a nigga's ass???? Okay, now I aint gon hate too bad. Honestly, mr Can-I-Bus in one of my favorite rappers (sue me) Back in like 97', homie came up waaayyy faster than the likes of Weezy and 50... and jus battlin katz. And killin'em. This scathing diss aimed at LL Cool J, was like the hottest diss of the decade!!! Real hip-hop heads know homie deaded Cool James. And honestly mr Rip The Jacker would rip the head off " W. Fuckin Baby" (Yea, i said it damn it) but before even goin into all that. The subject at hand, I got the line in context, and it isnt meant like its said... but that is some of the GAYEST shit I eva read. maybe thats what ethered Canibus's career... jus that line, lmao)

"Starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulging, thats my muthafuckin balls, you betta let go of 'em, they belong in my scrotum, you'll neva get hold of em....relax kat, I like gay men, "right Ken?" Gimme an amen...." Eminem. Criminal

(Aight, so this was kinda edited to my advantage, but still. This song to this day, still has me crackin the hell up. And we all know NOT to ever take Em seriously. Especially since this almost WHOLE song "targets" gays. I mean, he starts the song off, "My words are like a dagger wit a jagged edge, that'll stab u in the head, whether youre a fag or les..." but reagrdless... that shit he said above... still homo Slim)

Em: "Im out the closet, I been lyin my ass off, all this time me and Dre been fuckin wit hats off." Dre: "Suck it Marshall." Eminem and Dr. Dre. I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy

(Once again, the antics of Shady... now mixed wit the couplin of the Dr. Dre. And because its Em, He's probably the ONLY rapper that could get away wit this bullshit... but that SHIT is still somethin you could NEVER SAY IN PUBLIC, LMAO)

"If I got to bring it to you cowards, then its gonna be quick. And ya man's thats been to jail before, sucked my dick. And all them otha katz you run wit...." DMX. Party Up

(Dark Man..... X. Earl. The Dog. Ruff Ryder Arrrggghhh arrrggghh (thats barking stupid) 10 years ago, the hardest dude in rap, handz down. Once my favorite rapper. Saved NY from the shiny suit shenanagins of Pussy Puffy. But this man has told more niggaz.... to suck his dick. hell, I could devote the entire entry JUS to the homo shit he's said. But i'll keep it to a minimum)

"Only thing I could do wit pussy is fuck it, and I would tell you to suck my dick, but u might suck it..." DMX. We Go Hard ft Camron

(Uggghhh... X. Jus Uggghhh. Get a new hobby, quit tellin others dudes to do that)

"Fuck the dick suckin, ass lickin, male groupies..." Cam'ron. We Go Hard ft DMX

(There's jus somethin about this song... that made both of them maaadddd homo... wait a minute, look at the name of the song, lmao. Oh yea. If I devoted a whole blog to the homo shit X sayz... Cam would get the 2nd one.)

"Stunner, pop a bottle, baby peel us a blunt. Let's eat, and talk about all the niggaz we cutt, what...." Lil Wayne. The Mobb

(We all got the picture, we all seen the picture. He likes to kiss, "at least his 'daddy'". But apparently, they like to "cutt niggaz" together too.)

"Touch it, bring it, push it systematic. Damn right I kissed my Daddy. I think they pissed at how rich my daddy is. And im his kid I stunt wit my daddy. Call miss Lee she whipped my daddy, So diss me and dont diss my daddy. Cuz who was there when no one wasn't just my daddy. Who was there when i needed money just my daddy. So who be there when i see the money, just my daddy. Who said id be the one just my daddy" Lil Wayne. We Takin ova freestyle. Drought 3

(Fuck what you thought, fuck what you say. 3 years from now, when he aint ur favorite rapper. YOULL AGREE THAT SHIT IS HOMO AS FUCK. First off, we all know Baby aint his real daddy, and 2nd, at 25 you dont kiss NO dude on the lips. And to reaffrim he's "ur daddy" in every line. Mad homo son, mad homo)

"You make me wanna kiss you like u like Baby do Wayne. And make me call you Daddy, like Baby do Wayne. Damn, that shit soundz so gay, its insane..." 50 Cent. Part-Time Lover

(Look 50, we know you a bully and all. but shoutin anutha dudes "relationship" in your song, about an alleged female, that makes u think about Baby and Wayne............????.......even you admitted how gay it sounded at the end, and you still said it)

Jada: "I might gotta take my shirt off." Ghost: "Yea kid." Jada: "I like that one." Ghost: "Go in, go in." Ghostface. Run ft Jadakiss

(Yo, fa real fa real. Jada and Ghost. Omg. This Joint.... OMG. Two of my ALL TIME FAVS IN ONE SONG... LIKE OMG. But that lil exchange yall had....... uhhhh skip to next song, or at least fast forward those "intimate" details, lol)

"Plus Im gettin brain from this chick like WHOA. Finger near a nigga asshole like WHOA..." Black Rob. Whoa

(WHOA.......... HOLD ON!!! Your finger near where???? Whoa)

"I-20, Im like J-Lo, goin thru niggaz..." I-20. (Ludacris)We Got...

(See, thats what happenz when u got a wack rapper, tryna be a punchline artist. You end up "goin thru niggaz..." maaddd homo. YOURE NOT LUDA)

Now, I gotta give at least one female rapper some love.........

"Nigga you don't know nann hoe, uh-uh, That done tried all types of shit. Who quick to deep throat the dick. And let another bitch straight lick the clit..." Trina. Nann Nigga (Trick Daddy)

(Now this is how we were INTRODUCED TO Trina. We aint know shit about her... and HER VERY FIRST VERSE.....She came out swingin. Now excuse the double standard, but I am a man. When she said that shit.... yea. I wanted to get in that though. And you all saw that ass.)

Honorable Mention: The whole Dipset crew. They all say the GAYEST SHIT Ive ever heard... and its not even neccessarily homo. But only a homo would say it. Heres an except from Crunk Muzik:

"I got that rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do..... Just hear woop, woop, whant, whant, beep, beep..........That her boobi's, loco, cookie monster, who he (who am I?)I'm the 1 the rep the set Left to left, death to death, You'll get yellow-taped, outlined, etch-a-sketched..Killa" Cam'ron. Crunk Muzik

(I CANT MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE... THATS WHAT THIS NIGGA SAID IN THAT VERSE!!!!!! AND HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS, AND THATS WHAT MAKES IT THE MOST HOMO VERSE OF ALL.)

Lol, anywayz, I done hatin. I hope you enjoyed my list. Got a laugh in, cause if youve heard these songz, you know its true. Its still an incomplete list, and if I here anymore, Ill update. but until then, tell me........................

WHAT U THINK?????