T-Pain - Kareoke video

This video is funny as hell..
These niggas is talkin while peein in the stalls.. no homo..
then this nigga Ye touch his mouth, fresh out the stall.. ::smh::
Nice yeezy's tho..
Then, while t-pain was gettin his joke off on Ye.. he didnt wash his hands..
Then the asain dude doin the Kareoke had me rollin..
he pronounced WISCONSIN correctly... knowing good and well TPain pronounced it WIS-CAN-SIN...
DJ KHALED is goin off on those old white people calling them all type of racial slurs...
Is it okay for him to say NIGGA?.. he's like Arab or Palestinian or something like that right?
TPain was goin hard on this song tho..
He addresses a lot of things that I knew he would eventually talk about..
Niggas have been jockin his style.. ie Birdman, Yung Berg, R Kelly, 50 Cent etc..
Then AKON at the end showing his true african side..
they got this off.. it couldda been a lil less bootleg tho..
i know he got money...




This is an inteview of his where he is behind the scenes of this video.. speaks on future collabs with Teddy Riley.. and lots of other things.. this nigga is funny tho..

No Homo

Hip Hop... Oh how I love thee. However, with my adamant love of the culture that has spread so much influence over the WORLD (read that previous word again) it is definitely not without its controversies. In a culture ruled by machoism, misogyny, and even racism (jus not toward nigras, lol) But one of the huge things perhaps plaguing rap, is its homophobic nature. Now you know good and well, your favortie rapper has called more than faggot, gay, homo, bitch ass, youse a bitch, you sweet, fruit, blah blah blah in the book. Quickly followed by how much "fish they intake." (laughin at yo stupid ass if you dont get it.)



Now, I was listening to one my current favorite rappers (Jeezy) on a remix, of anutha dude, and even though I had heard it before, I had to do a double take like, "the fuck he jus say..." and then I listened like, "that shit was mad homo..." lol. And then I thought about it, a lot of rappers do that shit. And they dont intend it to be taken out of context... sometimes, that shit be a hot line. but still... in this 'No Homo' movement, IRONICALLY led by Camron, these masculine thug fucks, be sayin some ill shit. So I set out to go thru my 1500+ CD collection and pin point memory to see if I could come up with a list of these "quotables."



HOWEVA, I must add, that your favorite rapper has probably said some not too kosher shit him(or herself). So here I give you, "That shit he (or she) jus said was mad homo" list. (as I remember more, Ill update as needed) This list is in no order, jus right off memory:



"Tell them faggot ass niggas, wrap they lips around my dick..." Jeezy. Top Back Remix

(uhhh, I get the line, but that shit was mad homo, lol)



"My dick hard than a muthafucka..." Cam'ron. Suck It or Not

(Now Cam... your shit is marketed mostly towards dudes. And are most likely to quote your shit..... AROUND OTHER DUDES!!!! That shit is maaaddd homo. Who cares. you a man, that happenz. U aint gotta tell us. I guess that pink was more tellin than anything)



"You look so good uhhh, Ill suck on your daddy's dick. I never felt that way in my life..." Notorius BIG. Me and my Bitch

(Late Great, R.I.P. but dead or not... this speaks for itself. this type of bufoonish fuckery, stands alone. I dont care how much street cred you got, you CANNOT gte away wit this line. U cannot quote this line in public.... u gotta radio edit urself... nuff said, lol. r.i.p. BIG, lol)



"And since you infactuated wit sayin that gay shit, guess you was kissin my dick when you was kissin that bitch..." Jay-Z. Superugly

(Now, just like the song implies.... that shit was Superugly. This diss track towards Nas was scathing... SCATHING!!! But still big Hov, that shit was gay as fuck, lmao)

"Well let me tell you somethin, you might got more cash than me, but you aint got the skillz to eat as nigga's ass like me..." Canibus. 2nd Round Knockout

(Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold the fuck up. WTF this nigra jus say??? Eat a nigga's ass???? Okay, now I aint gon hate too bad. Honestly, mr Can-I-Bus in one of my favorite rappers (sue me) Back in like 97', homie came up waaayyy faster than the likes of Weezy and 50... and jus battlin katz. And killin'em. This scathing diss aimed at LL Cool J, was like the hottest diss of the decade!!! Real hip-hop heads know homie deaded Cool James. And honestly mr Rip The Jacker would rip the head off " W. Fuckin Baby" (Yea, i said it damn it) but before even goin into all that. The subject at hand, I got the line in context, and it isnt meant like its said... but that is some of the GAYEST shit I eva read. maybe thats what ethered Canibus's career... jus that line, lmao)

"Starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulging, thats my muthafuckin balls, you betta let go of 'em, they belong in my scrotum, you'll neva get hold of em....relax kat, I like gay men, "right Ken?" Gimme an amen...." Eminem. Criminal

(Aight, so this was kinda edited to my advantage, but still. This song to this day, still has me crackin the hell up. And we all know NOT to ever take Em seriously. Especially since this almost WHOLE song "targets" gays. I mean, he starts the song off, "My words are like a dagger wit a jagged edge, that'll stab u in the head, whether youre a fag or les..." but reagrdless... that shit he said above... still homo Slim)

Em: "Im out the closet, I been lyin my ass off, all this time me and Dre been fuckin wit hats off." Dre: "Suck it Marshall." Eminem and Dr. Dre. I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy

(Once again, the antics of Shady... now mixed wit the couplin of the Dr. Dre. And because its Em, He's probably the ONLY rapper that could get away wit this bullshit... but that SHIT is still somethin you could NEVER SAY IN PUBLIC, LMAO)

"If I got to bring it to you cowards, then its gonna be quick. And ya man's thats been to jail before, sucked my dick. And all them otha katz you run wit...." DMX. Party Up

(Dark Man..... X. Earl. The Dog. Ruff Ryder Arrrggghhh arrrggghh (thats barking stupid) 10 years ago, the hardest dude in rap, handz down. Once my favorite rapper. Saved NY from the shiny suit shenanagins of Pussy Puffy. But this man has told more niggaz.... to suck his dick. hell, I could devote the entire entry JUS to the homo shit he's said. But i'll keep it to a minimum)

"Only thing I could do wit pussy is fuck it, and I would tell you to suck my dick, but u might suck it..." DMX. We Go Hard ft Camron

(Uggghhh... X. Jus Uggghhh. Get a new hobby, quit tellin others dudes to do that)

"Fuck the dick suckin, ass lickin, male groupies..." Cam'ron. We Go Hard ft DMX

(There's jus somethin about this song... that made both of them maaadddd homo... wait a minute, look at the name of the song, lmao. Oh yea. If I devoted a whole blog to the homo shit X sayz... Cam would get the 2nd one.)

"Stunner, pop a bottle, baby peel us a blunt. Let's eat, and talk about all the niggaz we cutt, what...." Lil Wayne. The Mobb

(We all got the picture, we all seen the picture. He likes to kiss, "at least his 'daddy'". But apparently, they like to "cutt niggaz" together too.)

"Touch it, bring it, push it systematic. Damn right I kissed my Daddy. I think they pissed at how rich my daddy is. And im his kid I stunt wit my daddy. Call miss Lee she whipped my daddy, So diss me and dont diss my daddy. Cuz who was there when no one wasn't just my daddy. Who was there when i needed money just my daddy. So who be there when i see the money, just my daddy. Who said id be the one just my daddy" Lil Wayne. We Takin ova freestyle. Drought 3

(Fuck what you thought, fuck what you say. 3 years from now, when he aint ur favorite rapper. YOULL AGREE THAT SHIT IS HOMO AS FUCK. First off, we all know Baby aint his real daddy, and 2nd, at 25 you dont kiss NO dude on the lips. And to reaffrim he's "ur daddy" in every line. Mad homo son, mad homo)

"You make me wanna kiss you like u like Baby do Wayne. And make me call you Daddy, like Baby do Wayne. Damn, that shit soundz so gay, its insane..." 50 Cent. Part-Time Lover

(Look 50, we know you a bully and all. but shoutin anutha dudes "relationship" in your song, about an alleged female, that makes u think about Baby and Wayne............????.......even you admitted how gay it sounded at the end, and you still said it)

Jada: "I might gotta take my shirt off." Ghost: "Yea kid." Jada: "I like that one." Ghost: "Go in, go in." Ghostface. Run ft Jadakiss

(Yo, fa real fa real. Jada and Ghost. Omg. This Joint.... OMG. Two of my ALL TIME FAVS IN ONE SONG... LIKE OMG. But that lil exchange yall had....... uhhhh skip to next song, or at least fast forward those "intimate" details, lol)

"Plus Im gettin brain from this chick like WHOA. Finger near a nigga asshole like WHOA..." Black Rob. Whoa

(WHOA.......... HOLD ON!!! Your finger near where???? Whoa)

"I-20, Im like J-Lo, goin thru niggaz..." I-20. (Ludacris)We Got...

(See, thats what happenz when u got a wack rapper, tryna be a punchline artist. You end up "goin thru niggaz..." maaddd homo. YOURE NOT LUDA)

Now, I gotta give at least one female rapper some love.........

"Nigga you don't know nann hoe, uh-uh, That done tried all types of shit. Who quick to deep throat the dick. And let another bitch straight lick the clit..." Trina. Nann Nigga (Trick Daddy)

(Now this is how we were INTRODUCED TO Trina. We aint know shit about her... and HER VERY FIRST VERSE.....She came out swingin. Now excuse the double standard, but I am a man. When she said that shit.... yea. I wanted to get in that though. And you all saw that ass.)

Honorable Mention: The whole Dipset crew. They all say the GAYEST SHIT Ive ever heard... and its not even neccessarily homo. But only a homo would say it. Heres an except from Crunk Muzik:

"I got that rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do..... Just hear woop, woop, whant, whant, beep, beep..........That her boobi's, loco, cookie monster, who he (who am I?)I'm the 1 the rep the set Left to left, death to death, You'll get yellow-taped, outlined, etch-a-sketched..Killa" Cam'ron. Crunk Muzik

(I CANT MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE... THATS WHAT THIS NIGGA SAID IN THAT VERSE!!!!!! AND HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS, AND THATS WHAT MAKES IT THE MOST HOMO VERSE OF ALL.)

Lol, anywayz, I done hatin. I hope you enjoyed my list. Got a laugh in, cause if youve heard these songz, you know its true. Its still an incomplete list, and if I here anymore, Ill update. but until then, tell me........................

WHAT U THINK?????

B.I.G.

---nuff said right??


they shouldda let me play BIGGIE tho..

HOT WINTER...They gettin scared (Update1)

As perhaps the least productive participant on this blog, I jus find it fair to say, that it isnt that I dont have anything to say, its perhaps the opposite... but I digress. Im currently working on about 30 blogs right now (no lie) but until then, I found this topic currently undeniable since it kinda has a deadline on it. As im currently working on 2 or 3 blogs about the musical reccesion, I found it odd that the rap industry has taken on an integral role in fixin this shit. And as I learn new shit everday, i dont know whether to be scared... or excited in the coming months... but I guess time will time, right??

Its a reccession, and errbody broke (man, ive used that line so many times, but you just dont know it yet) but rappers are feeling that pinch too. By the way, just like civil servants (you know, them bullshit ass police you dont like, and ect cetera) you (ME!) pay a rappers salary... and when was the last time you paid them.... hahaha... chances are, not at all. You (and I) been stealing from them. And I think they pockets, and whoever they answer too... they pockets is feeling a little empty. Remember when artists like Usher... or even bigger... Dr. Dre go LIGHT YEARS without releasing new material??? well, apparently, all that shit is ending. I mean, jus this year alone, we've already had HUGE releases from the like of Lil Wayne, T.I., Young Jeezy, Plies, Rick Ross, and even Nas (okay, so only I bought it, but yo dumb ass is missing out, shit) Anyway, and we had some small releases from huge profile people, but no sales... like Nelly (biggest flop), G-unit, Ashanti, and even Usher and Mariah (they did not even close live up to expectations) But even still, 2008 is provin to be a huge years for high-profile releases. Okay okay, ill get to the point, geez.

WHY THE HELL ARE SO MANY ARTISTS TRYNA RELEASE 4TH QUARTER???? And when I say 4th quarter, I mean October-December 2008. Now, I been following music for years. And one thing I learned is that 4th quarter is when the BIG HOMIES... THE MONEYMAKERS release albums. You know, the Jay-Zs, Kanyes, 50 Cents, Alicia Keys, Beyonces, etc. And you know that if you a new dude on the block, you kinda stay away. But not this year. Apparently at them record labels, they are saying, "Put that shit out RIGHT NOW, so we can make some money..."!!! Now I dont know about you but Im broke too, just like the rest of the country... but they gon make you buy some shit. Now lemme put you on to what Im hearing. First, they was saying Jay-Z gon make Blueprint 3 (okay, we expected that, since he kinda fighting the other Mr. Carter right now) then Kanye announces another album soon afterwards, and we know he takes about 2 years per album. Then 50 (another 2 year dude) announces an album, then the shit just blows up. Im overwhelmed personally. So Ill update this, but right now, Ill just give you an imcomplete list:

Who talking about droppinBEFORE 2009, let's see:
Jay-z with Blueprint 3 (Its time for Jigga to return, Hov fall back. But now, theyre talking about moving it back to 2009. I guess he dont wanna drop with the other heavyweights. Might tarnish his legacy, lol)
Kanye with 808 and Heartbreak (which I AM NOT EXCITED FOR, I do not like what Ive heard- which is about 4 tracks- and he's already said its gon be all singing. ALL SINGING FROM KANYE, DOING THAT T-PAIN SHIT UGGHHH. and then on top of that, he's releasing ANOTHER album in June!!!!)
50 Cent with Before I Self Destruct (and he will)
Plies (yes, ANOTHER PLIES ALBUM THIS YEAR, I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE FIRST TWO GOON FUCKERIES)
Lil wayne (yes, i said Lil wayne... yes Carter 3 did come out this year.... yes hes still puttin out singles... yes i understand youre tired of lil wayne, me too. But its gon be Carter 3 reissued... but with all new tracks......... scratching your head?????? yea, so am I)
Ludacris wit Theater of the Mind (Luda is still top five dead or alive. That single wit Chris Brown is ehhhhhhh... but Luda is Fire!!! And I JUST heard, he got a track on there wit Jay-z AND Nas... like omg)
T-Pain wit Thr33 Rings (Now I think it could be fire... and I bet you aint know homie could rap??? Yea son, betta than most people on this list. And check out that mixtape "Pr33 Rings")
Jadakiss wit The Last Kiss (Damn, they changed the name, from "Kiss My Ass", cuz the retailers was trippin, likes Nas's last album. But I been waiting on this shit for 4 mother freakin years. Come on homie)
Big Boi wit Sir Luscious Left Foot (I know I know, but its Outkast... undeniable right??? and This aint even 3 stacks)
Andre 3000 (no title yet... but I dont know what to ecpect from homie)
J. Holiday (aint confirmed, but he says it will)
The Dream(in) (hahahaha, holidaydreamin... anyway, his first album was THE SHIT, so I got high hopes
Eminem wit Relapse (Could be early 2009, cuz now theyre saying the once Dec release date is no more, and we been waiting since 2004 once again, where dat homie been at????)
Soulja Boy wit iSouljaboytellem (i know, WTF right. But say what you want about Soulja, homie is runnin the game right now. When was the last time you turned on the radio with hearin a song that make u wanna start singin "Get Silly", only to find out it wa a different joint)
Beyonce wit I Am (Who, the hell is Sasha Fierce?? Anyway, she already got out two singles, yall know what to expect from Mrs. Carter)
Keyshia Cole wit A Different Me (Keyshia is a grinder. When was the last time, that you know of, that an R&B artist puts out a new album, EVERY YEAR THOUGH, and they all be bangin. First single wit 2Pac is already out. ("Or, the record might skip, might skip, I told you, stop hittin the table.)) lmao
Ciara wit Fantasy Ride (Hope its betta than that last shit bag CD, but I dont like the direction its taking. 3 discs, with all different themes???? Miss me with that)
Dr. Dre wit Detox (We'll see... aint holding my breath for this one. It was supposed to drop, HOW MANY YEARS AGO????)
Musiq Soulchild wit ON MY RADIO (Yea, homie still releases albums... and they still good)

But like I said, this is an incomplete list, but its still mad crazy son, and this could be a huge year for the hip hop industry... or a huge letdown, and a lot of you favorite artists could disappear for a while. But Im looking forward to it... matter of fact, where my iPod. (shit, where is it???) I dont know could a HOT WINTER.

I dont know, WHAT U THINK???

Funny Politics..

Ok.. with all the seriousness and mudslinging going on...
its good to see some humor in politics...
Barack is a funny dude..
dont really have to be up on all the politics to get the jokes..
this was funny.. just take 10 mins to laugh...
if he dont win.. he could def go on tour..



What does JOE think about this?

I also found this..
i must be corny for finding the humor.. but i "rolled" when i see this..



good editing..

Sweetest Day Dedication to the Ladies.. from DJDURL

Anita Baker - Angel

Ima single man. Im not bitter due to the nature of today.. im cool with who am and my singleness.. but if i were to have someone special in my life.. this would be the song I would play for her today...
I do have a lil niceness in me.. I have that side.. i just dont show it.. why show it to people who dont care?? u feel me?

but this song is so smooth...
float with me in thought...

picture someone of the opposite sex.. or even your sweetie..
play this song.. and you can picture both of you slow dancing..
rather it be in a club, wedding reception, bar or in the living room..
rather you be dressed up in a tux or dress, or some hoop shorts or some dukes..
How nice would this be to hear while being close to someone you care about?
I let you choose the setting around it, but just picture slow dancing to this..
the older I get the more I think about slow dancing than I do bumpin and grinding..

Just Anitas voice and realness in this song would make any candle lit dinner complete..

u me and anita..

heres the lyrics..

Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...

If I could I’d give you the world
Wrap it all around you
Won’t be satisfied with just a piece of this heart

My angel
Oh, angel
You’re my angel
Oh, angel

Dreams are dreams, some dreams come true
I found a real dream, baby, when I found you
You’re so strong, but tender too

You’re my angel
Oh, angel
You’re my angel
Oh, angel

Love like ours is heaven sent
Each day a day to remember
I feel so safe, feel secure with you

You give me love, you keep right on givin’
Fill me up, baby, with the joy of living
When things get tough I can always turn to you

You’re my angel
Oh, angel
You’re my angel

Love the way we touch, I love the way it feels
Every time you’re near me my poor heart just won’t keep still
No doubt about that this love I feel is real
Ask me to go with you, you know I will

Hold me near, hold me tight
Only you can make it real, only you make it all right
Just let me know that I am special to you

My angel
Oh, angel
You’re my angel
Oh, angel

You’re my angel
Oh, angel
You’re my angel
Oh, angel

You’re my angel
Oh, angel

He At It AGAIN... LMAO

Lil Duval is funny as hell..
he teachin chicks not to bring they grown faced ass on stage if they aint ready to get cracked on..
and this nigga goes in on her..

a rat poisoned milkshake tho?? haaaaaa

::shakin my head::

So if my last post wasnt reason enought for you to know that the USA aint really grown too much... this should shed light..

once again.. im referring to them as "niggas" bc they are acting real ignorant nowadays...

These niggas made a food stamp, with Obamas face on it, with pictures of Koolaide, Chicken, Ribs and WATERMELON...

so its bad enough to think it.. then to create it.. then pass it around.. and then think that NOTHING is wrong with it...

i couldnt do nothing but shake my head.. and ask.. "are u serious?"

if these symbols really didnt mean nothing, why put them on a food stamp out of all things??

i mean, please believe.. we do be on some nigga shit.. but damn.. these niggas is getting all "Hi-Tech Niggerish" on us.. just yesterday the KKK found away to put their flyers in some newspapers.. and now this..

and then.. im salty the black lady has the most HOOD name ive heard all year.. and then the reporter reports that only 2 people got offended...

thats crazy...

FEAR FEST - OHIO

You see i used 4-letter words..
These "niggas" is scared of a black man..
This is like the Oprah of black men.. he aint harmful
he intelligent.. way more intelligent than these "niggas"
do you hear how dumb they sound?
they scared as hell.. over nothing.. they been misinformed and dont care
aint really too much i gotta say.. they say it all
WHAT U THINK??!?!?
shouts to NOV for the blog on this one too..

Single Ladies Anthems

So Beyonce is back out with another Cd on deck comin out in Dec... with every chance she gets to outshine her old groupmates, she released two videos on the day that Michelle Williams cd dropped... coincidence?
One video is for "If I Were a Boy"..
It took me a while to even listen to it bc I knew it was something for the ladies to listen and think about old relationships.. and i aint really been on that lately.. but being the open minded man i am.. i had to take a listen.. but I listen to it by watchin the video so I could get the full affect.
Its a black and white video of here playing the role of a man.. doing the things her man does daily.. and he plays the role of her.. waiting around, calling and cooking... then during conversation in the video.. the role switches to the way it was meant to be..
it is a good concept and made me like the osng more than if i just heard it without the visual.. it sound like NEYO wrote it.. but im sure B did...its ok.. i give it a B-

The second video she made was for "Single Ladies"
it sounds like it was supposed to be on the last cd.. fast paced like GET ME BODIED.. im sure girls gonna be requesting this at the first fridays and other parties. Its aight.. Maybe her CD will be good. it dont sound too bad.. we all need some good music.. Just thought i would put my 2 cents in

WHAT U THINK??

So U Think You Can Dance?!?!?

LMMFAO!!!!
So i was with my dads spot and he ask if i seen this... he heard about it on tom joyner.. im so ANTIRADIO.. so of course i didnt hear about it..

but do u see these niggas "getting down with they bad selves"?

Tavis look like a gay white man..
and what are eric and cornell doing?
aint they all dancing to the same beat?
cant tell

WHAT U THINK???

Mike Jones Ft Trey Songz and Twista - CUTTY BUDDY

This song has gone thru more line-up changes than Destinys Child

People who listen to music would know that this song orignally came out in 07... Trillville came out with it and it had T-Pain on it.. The chorus originally said.. " I wanna take you to TrillTown" instead of H-Town.. It was a song that fit them.. esp after they made "Some Cut"... It never got any big major play so I guess T-Pain shopped it around the industry for someone else to pick it up..

So Mike Jones resurfaced with this in 08.. When it first came back out, it had him, TPain, Lil Wayne & Twista. When I first heard the song, I really liked what they did to it.. all the parts except Mike Jones' parts.. He still is stuck in that 05 06 flow with the repeating of phrases.. We have grown past that and have less tolerance for that lack of creativity in lines. Lil Wayne did go in on it tho.. and it was good to hear Twista on it too.. we dont hear too much from him nowadays..

So im on WSHH this morning.. and i see that he made a video for it.. not even paying attention that that line up changed up again.. I hear Trey Songz on it.. Ive heard Trey sing this already... and it was ok.. but it wasnt TPain..and Trey's my nigga.. no homo.. So Im lookin at the video.. and i instantly suck my teeth.. this shit is more cheesier than Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" video.. pretty gurls dont like NERDS.. and he buff ass boyfriend was def on them ROIDs..

and wheres Lil waynes verse.. that was my fav part.. and while we are looking for things that are missing, where the hell is Twista?? this nigga aint even in the video.. neither is Trey Songz... the fuck?? this nigga Mike Jones said.. Fuck it.. Im shoot this shit dolo... I dont need these niggas... ummm yes you do sir... you are not jumpin by yourself no more...

the only thing i could commend him on on this video is that he took all the bling off.. that was a nice touch.. esp in this age of the BLING BLLLLLING. It was nice to see someone take the higher route.. Maybe I just feel that way because i dont wear jewelry.. so I respect that from him.

WHAT U THINK???